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Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 03/24

Today Deadpool had an assortment of weapons and odd baggies filled with powder on his desk.

Fake, of course.

Well... just don't try any of them, okay? That might be the best move with him.

"Today, yes I know I mentioned learning about felonies, but I got bored trying to write it. So! Today you all are going to learn to hide weapons and other paraphernalia when people are frisking you!"

No, he wasn't even going to bother adding any not dirties here.

"Split into groups of two and get crackin'! One will be the frisker and the other will be the friskee!"

Which reminded him to pick up food for Max...

"Good luck!"

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"Of course not," Jo replied, after all it'd just be like one of those cancer checks, and she wouldn't even have to check that closely. "I just need to check your...uh..."

Meg moved her arms. She couldn't stop the blush that was creeping up as she spoke. "Go ahead."

"This'll only take a minute," Jo said, bringing her hands up. "Maybe even less."

"Do what you gotta do," Meg said, giggling nervously.

Although she really wanted to make it only the most perfunctory of pats, Jo attempted a semi-thorough job. "Oh, man, please tell me you didn't hide something there?"

Meg looked innocent. "Well, where would you hide something?"

She hoped Jo would just ask her to take it out rather than putting her hand in there.

Oh, yeah, no way was she doing that. "Point," she said, blushing quite fiercely. "If you will?"

Meg pointed at her right boob and was so not making eye contact with Jo or anyone else in the room.

"You know, the professor only said we had to frisk," Jo pointed out, looking at the ceiling. "Nothing about taking anything we found off the friskee."

Okay, the awkwardness was killing her. Let's just get it over with.

"Jo, just take it out," Meg said. "Quit being a chicken."

Said the girl who was squeezing her eyes shut to avoid looking at anybody.

"Am not a chicken," Jo protested.

The flailing diminished her authority somewhat.

"Then just do it," Meg said, cracking one eye open to look at Jo.

"Fine," Jo said, awkwardly sticking her hand down Meg's shirt.

"Ah!" Meg jumped awkwardly. "You couldn't warm up your hand first?"

"I didn't know I'd be doing this," Jo replied, fishing around for the packet. It might have gone quicker if she actually looked at Meg. "You're the one who told me to get it over with."

Well, that was true. Meg shut her mouth and avoided looking at Jo. Dean must be having the time of his life watching this.

Jo was currently very happy Luke wasn't in this class. "Got it!" she declared triumphantly, removing her hand from Meg's shirt as quickly as possible.

"Oh thank god," Meg said, relieved. "Okay, I'm never hiding anything in there again."

"At least we're not doing body cavity searches," Jo said thankfully.

"Don't say that too loud. You'll give him ideas," Meg said, nodding her head towards Deadpool.

Jo might have eep-ed a little. "We don't want that."

"No, no we don't," Meg said. "It's bad enough this has probably given Dean all sorts of ideas."

Okay, she liked most of Dean's ideas.

"It's a pity Alec's not here," Jo said thoughtfully. "For fairness's sake."

Meg nodded. "It really is unfair. We should be compensated with hot guys frisking each other."

"Thoroughly frisking each other," Jo added. "Since they don't have bras to hide things in."

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