http://idontlooktired.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] idontlooktired.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-03-20 05:56 pm
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Conflict Management [20.03]

Class was being held in the danger shop today. The floor was springy, bouncy even, and had a number of large circles drawn on it in white paint.

Along one wall were a number of inflatable sumo suits.

"Today we are going to look at resolving a conflict through physical means. There is a long history of resolving disagreements in this way, such as duelling and trial by combat. Trial by combat did, in some circumstances, permit the use of champions, to fight on behalf of the accused. Interestingly enough, there's a school of thought that believes the modern legal system is just a slightly more civilised version of trial by combat, with barristers as the champions."

Harriet shook her head. "Having known a number of barristers in my time, I'm not so sure I agree with 'more civilised'. Nevertheless, today we are going try out our own version of conflict resolution by physical means." She swept a hand at the suits. "Sumo wrestling. Suit up, find a partner, and pick a ring. The first person to force the other out of the ring is the winner."

Re: Suit up and SUMO

[identity profile] neurotic-witch.livejournal.com 2008-03-20 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Chris's face turned bright red as well. "Yeah... I know how confusing modern times must be for you."

Re: Suit up and SUMO

[identity profile] notafairmaiden.livejournal.com 2008-03-20 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think I understand this, now," she said with a smile that could not mean anything of the kind. "So, if you throw someone around while you are grappling and touching, it is a sport, and if you do not, it is foreplay and bedroom activities?"

Gwynn's mind could be a scary, scary place sometimes.

Re: Suit up and SUMO

[identity profile] neurotic-witch.livejournal.com 2008-03-20 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sort of.... yeah," Chris said, his face still burning with embarrassment.

Re: Suit up and SUMO

[identity profile] notafairmaiden.livejournal.com 2008-03-20 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Chris, some of these things do not make sense." Gwynn thought about this very seriously as she poked at the SUMO outfit.

"Eve never explained this part of things... I should ask her... or Johnny! I had a nice talk about love and flailing with him yesterday."

Re: Suit up and SUMO

[identity profile] neurotic-witch.livejournal.com 2008-03-20 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Chris facepalmed a little. "I think you're very confused about some things. Maybe we can talk outside of class and I can try to clear up some of that confusion."

Re: Suit up and SUMO

[identity profile] notafairmaiden.livejournal.com 2008-03-20 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Gwynn gave him a look that on anyone else would have been pleading. "I would appreciate that, Chris. I take wonderful notes."

Re: Suit up and SUMO

[identity profile] neurotic-witch.livejournal.com 2008-03-20 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay, so anyway, let's just do this and then we can talk later."

Re: Suit up and SUMO

[identity profile] notafairmaiden.livejournal.com 2008-03-20 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Gwynn nodded and then looked at Chris. "So... I just grab you and try to throw you out of the ring?"

Re: Suit up and SUMO

[identity profile] neurotic-witch.livejournal.com 2008-03-20 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Chris nodded. "Pretty much, yeah."

Re: Suit up and SUMO

[identity profile] notafairmaiden.livejournal.com 2008-03-20 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Gwynn frowned and then reached out and grabbed Chris at the hips.