Fandom High School Host Club - Sunday, February 24 - Music Room: Late Afternoon

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Today, Tamaki had set a large sign outside the music room doors:

"Fandom High School Host Club Today! Enter And Be Entertained!"

The sign had a large arrow pointing towards the open room, in which he had meticulously set up the small tables, chairs and various decorations amongst the instruments. There was a lavishly decorated table for each Host, complete with frilly table cloth, vase of roses and fine china tea set.

Tamaki himself was also prettied up for the occasion. He'd made sure to pay extra attention to his hair and was dressed in his finely pressed Ouran Academy school uniform, standing at the doors and waiting to greet anyone who came by. There may also have been shoujo sparkles and roses in the background behind him as he stood trying to look lovely for visitors. The Host Club was open for business!

[OOC: Please wait for OCD is now up for all your OCDing needs. Post is open to the public! Edit: Made tiny fix to sign.]

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Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[raspberryturk]

"Nope. This is the Barney Corner of awesome," Reno answered, having a casual sip of scotch. Scotch was a nice sipping drink, served best with lesbian porn. "Pimp club's over there where the tea and flowers are, yo."

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[the_merriest]

"This is disgusting," Rikku announced. "How is this being a hooker or whatever anyway?"

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[raspberryturk]

"This, or this?" Reno gestured idly between the screen and the club with one hand.

It was important to be clear if he was being called a whore or not.

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[the_merriest]

Cue epic facepalming. That he might miss, since he was probably paying more attention to the screen.

"I just can't picture a girl going, hey, I hope there are a bunch of guys watching girls do things to each other and -- you know those are fake, right? Those are so fake."

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[raspberryturk]

"That one is," Reno said, pointing at one of the girls. "The smaller one ain't."

He had an eye for these things. "The fake one does the freakiest things with her tongue."

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[the_merriest]

"Really?" Rikku asked, leaning in a little. And then pulling away in a huff. "I'm not watching this. This is gross. And I mean, I could have enormous boobs if they were fake."

She wasn't bitter. Seriously.

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[raspberryturk]

"I like your tits," Reno said, conversationally.

Her boobs were totally a perfectly natural topic to discuss while watching porn in pimp club. Why not?

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[the_merriest]

"You do?" She blushed, and fidgeted with her hair. "I mean, they're kinda ... you know, tiny, and ..."

Facepalm. "We are not discussing this here. Okay? And --" Blink. "You can do that?"

Look, the smaller one was a serious freak.

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[raspberryturk]

"Oh, yeah. You can do that, easy enough. Doesn't feel as good as it looks, though." He looked away from the laptop and grinned at Rikku. "It's a visual art, really."

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[the_merriest]

"Yeah. You're a real connoisseur, here." She sighed. "So pimp club hangs out and watches porn. I should be more surprised than I am."

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[raspberryturk]

"Nah. We're just takin' a break from routine today and hopin' Tamaki doesn't notice, yo." He patted his lap. Totally free if she wanted to take a seat. Standing up and attempting to ignore the porn was so very much more challenging, wasn't it? "Gotta do somethin' while business is slow, yo."

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[the_merriest]

"I don't count as business?" She was trying to find a flaw with his logic, but none came to mind, so she ... climbed onto his lap. What the heck, right?

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[raspberryturk]

"You're a member of the plus club," Reno decided. He totally just made up the plus club. So she was allowed to be the one and only member. "All the time slots you can handle grabbin' up, with yours truly, yo."

He smirked and snaked his arms around her middle.

"The plus club's real exclusive, zoto."

Porn, scotch, and Rikku. Reno was the one gathering all the plus club benefits today.

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[the_merriest]

"Plus club?" She was blushing now, and lowered her voice. "Is that, uh. The ... other stuff? I had to ask Tamaki if that was legit, i mean, I'm not getting charged or anything."

She giggled. And looked around. "No popcorn?"

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[raspberryturk]

"If Tamaki even thinks about chargin' for that, I'll front the bill myself," Reno replied. And then paused to consider. "And then kick his ass."

This all gave way into a smirk.

"Popcorn was for watchin' the cheer tryouts yesterday," he clarified. "Today's for scotch. Want some?"

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[the_merriest]

"I usually stick to the fruity little girly drinks," she admitted. "What can I say, they're yummy. Uh. Aren't you supposed to be packing?"

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[raspberryturk]

"Eh, packing is, like, throw some shirts into the bag and some cuervo for the flight. Tseng'll be pissed I didn't pack all my worldly possessions or some crap, but when he gets an eyeful of those gems, he'll be chasin' me back out the door. I'm not gonna waste my time packin' shit I'm gonna end up unpackin' again anyhow."

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[the_merriest]

"Yeah," she said, shrugging a little uncertainly. "Y-yeah, he totally will. Nothing to worry about, zoto."

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[raspberryturk]

"Trust me," he said, giving her a little squeeze, "it's a big deal."

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[the_merriest]

"I know," she said. "So what if they send you to Spira, instead? Or go, hey, good find, welcome back. Or ..."

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[raspberryturk]

"It's a good find, but it isn't quite what they're lookin' for, either. So long as they know this place has potential, they're not gonna pull me for long, yo."

Holy was absolutely amazing, but it wasn't a cure for Geostigma, either.

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[the_merriest]

"You hope," she said softly, snuggling in a little closer.

Re: Later in the Barney Corner

[raspberryturk]

He snuggled back. Now seemed like a good time to snuggle back.

"I'm pretty sure," he replied.