Study Hall -- Tuesday, October 4th

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the study hall for Tuesday. If anybody's looking for me, the gremlins are on an upswing today, so I'll be prowling around with a cricket bat and a CD player with Music To Bash Things With.

A few announcements:

-- Please go here to participate in the roll call of student clubs so that we can make sure that all student clubs are accounted for.

-- The student body is reminded that any student going to Homecoming will need to purchase tickets. Homecoming elections will be held this Friday, and Homecoming is this upcoming weekend. Also, in student council news, the Student Council Election Debates will be held Wednesday night, with the election itself taking place on Monday.

-- In other news, five teaching positions will be listed later on today for your perusal. We are in need of new teachers, so please check that out when the post is made.

-- For some fucking reason, Locker 327 has been in reverse all morning long and has been randomly spewing strange things into the halls. Someone should be repairing it later in the week, but until then, be aware of the dangers and be on guard accordingly.

-- In related news, there's a mime loose on campus. And no, you're not allowed to kill it. You are, however, allowed to mock and point.

Comments

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

You think that's bad? A whole community of little half-naked blue men have set up a village inside the main boys washroom. And they seem to be referring to everything that comes in as being "Smurfy", and am I unsure whether to take that as an insult or not.

And that singing they do. Good Lord, the singing.

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

That... actually explains the noises I heard in the shower this morning. I thought it was residiual hallucinations from nearly having my eardrums blasted out.

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Just make sure you go elsewhere if you have to pee. They will stare at you in a most disturbing way while you go, and then offer you mushrooms afterwords. Disgusting blue creatures.