ext_150768 ([identity profile] principalconnor.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-10-04 11:42 am

Study Hall -- Tuesday, October 4th

Welcome to the study hall for Tuesday. If anybody's looking for me, the gremlins are on an upswing today, so I'll be prowling around with a cricket bat and a CD player with Music To Bash Things With.

A few announcements:

-- Please go here to participate in the roll call of student clubs so that we can make sure that all student clubs are accounted for.

-- The student body is reminded that any student going to Homecoming will need to purchase tickets. Homecoming elections will be held this Friday, and Homecoming is this upcoming weekend. Also, in student council news, the Student Council Election Debates will be held Wednesday night, with the election itself taking place on Monday.

-- In other news, five teaching positions will be listed later on today for your perusal. We are in need of new teachers, so please check that out when the post is made.

-- For some fucking reason, Locker 327 has been in reverse all morning long and has been randomly spewing strange things into the halls. Someone should be repairing it later in the week, but until then, be aware of the dangers and be on guard accordingly.

-- In related news, there's a mime loose on campus. And no, you're not allowed to kill it. You are, however, allowed to mock and point.

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Marty nods in agreement.

"These Mimes are a menace to society! What's next? Rodeo clowns? Bad balloon animals."

Marty shudders in horror.

"Something has to be done."

Marty stands up in the middle of study hall and makes an announcement.

"Ladies, Gentlemen, and Anthromorphics lifeforms! We have a mime on campus and he/she/it must be stopped! Who's with me?!"

[identity profile] addams-daughter.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Wednesday raised an eyebrow. "To defeat a mime, all you really need is a washcloth. Calm yourself, Martin."

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Washcloths! Excellent idea!"

Join me here if you want to hunt this menace to society (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhighdorms/148552.html)!

[identity profile] medusae-x.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Duce comments, "We're not. The last thing we need is a statue of a mime lurking around campus all the time."

"Aren't you the guy who made all those cool posters? Undead Scary Man over there needs one. (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhigh/174374.html?thread=6834470#t6834470)