fandomhigh | Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3

Deadpool waited for all the kids to arrive, attempting to balance a stack of papers on his finger. It wasn't working.

Papers everywhere, really.

And, in honor of the lesson, he was playing some Carmen Miranda.

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Blah blah blah... boring," He said once they all arrived.

"Today is all about that fun little warning the cops have to give you when arresting ya." He shrugged. "I've never actually stuck around for anything after the arrest phase, so the point of this is beyond me. But that doesn't mean you kids shouldn't know!"

Grinning, he bounced a little, passing out the papers. The ones not on the floor, that is.

He'd get that spinning thing down someday.

"Boring class, I know. But next week we will have a special guest and demonstration!"

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"I... was unconscious for a while but I don't think it got as bad as a coma," Dean said.

"Oh, well, that's okay. As long as you promise to dust something for prints this week," Deadpool replied, grinning and going back to his attempts. "Comas, invasions, evil government agencies and mysterious illnesses are excuses that work for me."

A beat.

"Oh! And aliens."

"How about demons?" Dean asked curiously.

"Aliens posing as demons, or actual demons in that 'Mephisto, stop messing with the universe like Wanda!' way?"

"Actual sulpher and brimstone, possessing innocent people until you exorcize them demons."

"Mephisto," Deadpool confirmed. "Yes, I'll add that to the list of 'okay to miss in case of's."

"That kind of thing tends to come up more than you'd think with my family."

"Try not to let that become a habit." A beat. "The clinic thing. Because then things are awkward because you're a student and I'll have to bring you flowers and I don't even know what kind you like!"

"Bring me chocolate instead," Dean told him. "Can't go wrong with chocolate."

"Chocolate it is," Deadpool replied, reaching back to dig through the desk for a brush and powder. "Consider it homework to dust something for prints, mmkay?"

Sometimes Dean didn't really think before he spoke. "Like my girlfriend?"

"Oddly enough, no," Deadpool replied. "Human skin sucks at keeping a print on it. I suggest her room instead."

"Somehow I don't think that would be as much fun."

"Teacher." Deadpool pointed at himself. "No talk of the dirty jailbait stuff. I might get... well not arrested because it would just be funny to see them try..."

"Considering some things that get taught in classes here, I think you're safe," Dean told him.

"True!" Oh, how Deadpool loved this place sometimes. "I wish my high school had been like this."

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure anywhere else I'd be the student getting all the 'at risk' meetings with the councillors," Dean said. "Here, I'm practically got straight A's."

"Same!" Deadpool shook his head sadly. "I was always the one that needed that 'extra attention' and then made the new teachers cry in horror."

"Teachers here seem to be made of stronger stuff," Dean observed.

"That and many of us aren't twenty somethings fresh out of college and eager to change lives," Deadpool replied, totally not smirking.

At all.

Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 02/04

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