Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 01/21

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool was not chipper today.

Deadpool was not in the mood to teach.

Deadpool wanted someone to pay for his damn costume being ripped apart by a moron embodiment of war who refused to stop trying to kill him.

Deadpool... was making the kids watch a movie today.

"We will never talk about the weekend and teacher has a headache and will hopefully have a hangover by tomorrow."

A beat.

"So, enjoy 4:15 to Tuscon and no talking to me." He let his head drop on the desk and looked half asleep by the time it hit.

Comments

Re: Watch The Movie

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Sounds a little like Sammy the last time this kind of thing happened," Dean said. "I had to tie him to a bed for the duration."

Re: Watch The Movie

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

Michael couldn't help laughing at that.

"Yeah? Who'd he turn into, or was it just a general horndog thing?"

Re: Watch The Movie

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Just some ass named Tom. I spent most of that weekend resisting the urge to whap him until he straightened up."

Re: Watch The Movie

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"And you got away with staying yourself that year?"

Re: Watch The Movie

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Yeah." Dean shrugged. "Doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason about who gets affected and how doesn't in these things."

Re: Watch The Movie

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"Just like everything else 'round here, then", Michael said with a snort.

Re: Watch The Movie

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Pretty much," Dean told him. "You get used to it. Mostly."

Re: Watch The Movie

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"How long'd it take you?" he asked curiously.

Re: Watch The Movie

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean thought about it. "After the cookies that made me think I was living in a musical, I think."

Re: Watch The Movie

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"A musical?" That got a grin. "Did you sing?"

Re: Watch The Movie

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Sang, danced, slept with a girl I had never met before," Dean said. "Then got hit in the head with a frying pan wielded by my girlfriend at the time." He paused. "That last wasn't part of the musical, just her commentary on the whole thing."

Re: Watch The Movie

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

Michael cracked up.

"Well, a frying pan'd have to be a pretty clear commentary. No concussion, right?"

Re: Watch The Movie

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Just a little one," Dean said.

Re: Watch The Movie

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"Ah, well. Close enough."

Re: Watch The Movie

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"That's just the risk of dating a girl with a good swing," Dean said, grinning. "At least Sammy went into it prewarned."

Re: Watch The Movie

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"Of getting hit with frying pans?"

Re: Watch The Movie

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Of the dangers of getting Dawn pissed."

Re: Watch The Movie

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"Dawn... that did the radio show that time?"

Re: Watch The Movie

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Yeah. She's roomies with my brother. And they're also dating now. But she and I went out for a while first."

Re: Watch The Movie

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"Heh. Bet that made life interesting. She's the frying pan girl, or is that your girlfriend now?"

Re: Watch The Movie

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Nope, Dawn's the one who wields a mean frying pan. Meg so far hasn't hit me at all."

Re: Watch The Movie

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"So far?" Michael asked with a sideways glance.

Re: Watch The Movie

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Generally I don't do things that make my girlfriends want to hit me when I'm not possessed by a musical," Dean said.