fandomhigh | Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3

Why yes, yes Deadpool was sitting on the desk again today. But there were other things on the desk. Like a camera and a lot of paper. And ink.

Weird, no?

"Morning kids! Today we're learning about something very fun. Booking procedure. Or, ya know, the fun bits of it to me at least. Who wants to learn about lots and lots of paperwork, after all? Bo~oring!"

Hopping off the desk, he started to pace in front of the class.

"First up today is the mugshot. Or, as I like to call it, the best way to make or break a career in Hollywood by looking like a homeless heroin addict!" Deadpool shook his head sadly. "No one wants to end up lookin' like Nick Nolte or Hugh Grant, so I suggest practicing your look before they actually toss you in to get that picture taken. It'll be like modeling! With police! And crimes!"

Really.

Just like it.

"And second! Fingerprints. Which is just code for letting you kids run wild and free with paper and ink. Because no one really cares about learning about whirls and all stuff. You just want to get straight to the finding your classmates' finger prints so you can see if they're stealing food from the common rooms. Isn't that right? For shame, common room food stealer. Just go to Turtle&Canary and buy your own."

"Last of all!" He bounced on his heels, looking at the class. "Haley Joel, English Petey... Welcome to being my TAs. I expect you to rule with an iron fist."

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"Tetherpup?" Deadpool asked slowly. "Well I did threaten him with it and he didn't believe me so I just had to go get him one."

"Tether's really cute," she assured him, "and Cable-san needed something like that, I think."

"Cable needs a lot of stuff. Like you making sure he's not being a moron and trying to get himself killed! You think you can do that?"

Ino looked determined. "I can certainly try."

"Awww." He patted her on the head. "And make sure to give him hugs and make him talk to people."

"I hugged him Saturday!" Ino told him, "But he's a lot more resistant to going out and talking to people."

"You have to make him think it's a mission, or drag him and not take no for an answer," Deadpool told her, nodding sagely.

"He's a lot bigger than me," Ino pointed out, "I don't think I could pull off the dragging method the way you could."

Deadpool waved dismissively. "Just hug him some more, he has a weakness for hugs and kids."

And women.

And mercenaries named ~~Deadpool~~ Dom.

"Do you think it'd help if I looked really wide-eyed and adorable when hugging him?" Ino asked, "Or would that hurt my case?"

"I think it would help, really."

Oh, she was gooood.

"Like this?" Ino asked, assuming her most pleading expression.

"Perfect!"

She grinned up at him. "I'll see what he does, when I try it!"

Deadpool laughed. "You're an evil little ninja. I like it!"

She looked innocent. "I have no idea what you're talking about, Deadpool-san. I'm not evil at all."

"Oh, you're good."

That earned him a bubbling laugh and Ino attempted a hug. "I do try."

And an awkward hug back. He sooo wasn't like Nate.

"Just remember to keep him on his toes."

Ino just liked hugging people.

"I will!" She promised. "I'll see you around, Deadpool-san!"

Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 01/14

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