ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-01-14 07:43 am
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Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 01/14

Why yes, yes Deadpool was sitting on the desk again today. But there were other things on the desk. Like a camera and a lot of paper. And ink.

Weird, no?

"Morning kids! Today we're learning about something very fun. Booking procedure. Or, ya know, the fun bits of it to me at least. Who wants to learn about lots and lots of paperwork, after all? Bo~oring!"

Hopping off the desk, he started to pace in front of the class.

"First up today is the mugshot. Or, as I like to call it, the best way to make or break a career in Hollywood by looking like a homeless heroin addict!" Deadpool shook his head sadly. "No one wants to end up lookin' like Nick Nolte or Hugh Grant, so I suggest practicing your look before they actually toss you in to get that picture taken. It'll be like modeling! With police! And crimes!"

Really.

Just like it.

"And second! Fingerprints. Which is just code for letting you kids run wild and free with paper and ink. Because no one really cares about learning about whirls and all stuff. You just want to get straight to the finding your classmates' finger prints so you can see if they're stealing food from the common rooms. Isn't that right? For shame, common room food stealer. Just go to Turtle&Canary and buy your own."

"Last of all!" He bounced on his heels, looking at the class. "Haley Joel, English Petey... Welcome to being my TAs. I expect you to rule with an iron fist."

[[ooc: Wait for the OCD is up!]]

Re: Mugshots

[identity profile] rebelheartalien.livejournal.com 2008-01-14 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
It'd be a cool thing to display on his wall. Michael took one.
intraspective: (don't need this)

Re: Mugshots

[personal profile] intraspective 2008-01-14 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh. Ino wrinkled her nose at the idea. Not for her, thanks.

Re: Mugshots

[identity profile] repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com 2008-01-14 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, Peter was an ANTM junkie. He did his best to strike a pose that was fierce and did not lose his neck.

Re: Mugshots

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2008-01-14 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Lana had a mugshot taken.

Re: Mugshots

[identity profile] isourking.livejournal.com 2008-01-14 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Ron stood still for his mugshot.it was better than having to talk about Bea Arthur.

Re: Mugshots

[identity profile] senor-chado.livejournal.com 2008-01-14 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You know Chad's mugshot was freaking fierce. He saw that episode of ANTM about the passports; he knew what was up.
multiplez: (doubtful Z)

Re: Mugshots

[personal profile] multiplez 2008-01-14 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
What the hell, might as well add to her collection. Z took a mugshot.

Re: Mugshots

[identity profile] remember5th.livejournal.com 2008-01-14 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Wasn't as though she'd gotten to keep her own. Evey held still and took a mugshot.

Re: Mugshots

[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2008-01-14 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It wasn't the first time for Dean and it really was clear he wasn't taking the mugshot (http://pics.livejournal.com/saltandammo/pic/0004z7bx) seriously.

Re: Mugshots

[identity profile] goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com 2008-01-14 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Meg smiled brightly when she had her mugshot taken. She hoped she looked too innocent to be convicted of anything.

Re: Mugshots

[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2008-01-14 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
John and his hair were looking particularly fetching so he took his turn posing for a mugshot with no apprehension.

Re: Mugshots

[identity profile] advicefrommice.livejournal.com 2008-01-14 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Trying hard to sit still, Coraline attempted to look suitably criminal and mug-shottish. Which was difficult when she kept wanting to grin. Criminals probably didn't grin when they were having a mugshot taken.

Well, except maybe for Mr Deadpool. Coraline was pretty sure he'd find the whole process very funny.
solo_sword: (Default)

Re: Mugshots

[personal profile] solo_sword 2008-01-15 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Jaina was more than happy to take a mugshot. She was sending this one to her dad. He'd be very proud it wasn't real.

Re: Mugshots

[identity profile] key-of-heart.livejournal.com 2008-01-15 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Sora make a face and took a picture.

Re: Mugshots

[identity profile] princetragique.livejournal.com 2008-01-15 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Of course Tamaki wanted to take a mug shot! After all, he was criminally gorgeous. He took the 'photo op' and posed glamorously complete with sparkles and roses in the background, oh yes!

Re: Mugshots

[identity profile] princetragique.livejournal.com 2008-01-15 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Following the posing and shooting, he wondered if Professor Deadpool would notice that he was rebelling against being told to rebel by taking such a silly mug shot (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/FushigiRenamon/MUGSHOT.jpg).