Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 01/14

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Why yes, yes Deadpool was sitting on the desk again today. But there were other things on the desk. Like a camera and a lot of paper. And ink.

Weird, no?

"Morning kids! Today we're learning about something very fun. Booking procedure. Or, ya know, the fun bits of it to me at least. Who wants to learn about lots and lots of paperwork, after all? Bo~oring!"

Hopping off the desk, he started to pace in front of the class.

"First up today is the mugshot. Or, as I like to call it, the best way to make or break a career in Hollywood by looking like a homeless heroin addict!" Deadpool shook his head sadly. "No one wants to end up lookin' like Nick Nolte or Hugh Grant, so I suggest practicing your look before they actually toss you in to get that picture taken. It'll be like modeling! With police! And crimes!"

Really.

Just like it.

"And second! Fingerprints. Which is just code for letting you kids run wild and free with paper and ink. Because no one really cares about learning about whirls and all stuff. You just want to get straight to the finding your classmates' finger prints so you can see if they're stealing food from the common rooms. Isn't that right? For shame, common room food stealer. Just go to Turtle&Canary and buy your own."

"Last of all!" He bounced on his heels, looking at the class. "Haley Joel, English Petey... Welcome to being my TAs. I expect you to rule with an iron fist."

[[ooc: Wait for the OCD is up!]]

Comments

During the Lecture

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Pass notes, gossip, take not--- nah, I'm just kidding. Taking notes in this class can only end badly.

Re: During the Lecture

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

Michael wasn't exactly taking notes, but he was paying attention.

You never knew when this stuff might be useful, after all.

Re: During the Lecture

[intraspective]

Well, okay. This stuff wasn't anything really new. Ino leaned back in her chair and fiddled with her hair.

Re: During the Lecture

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana started off taking notes, but then wasn't quite sure how useful they'd be.

Re: During the Lecture

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

Jen wasn't taking notes. Just boggling.

And looking very much like she desperately wanted to headdesk.

Hell, she'd morph and headdesk, if she didn't think Deadpool would get all weird about the spandex.

Re: During the Lecture

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Well, this was interesting. This? Chad was pretty sure he could do.

Re: During the Lecture

[multiplez]

Z was not taking notes because she'd lived through booking procedure. Granted, they used touchpads and biometric sensors instead of paper and ink, but the idea was the same.

Re: During the Lecture

[advicefrommice.livejournal.com]

This was mostly interesting, Coraline decided. Having your photograph was, in her experience, boring, but a mugshot - now that sounded interesting! As long as she didn't end up looking like those people.

What she really wanted to do was play with the ink and paper.