http://demons-death.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] demons-death.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-01-09 11:15 pm
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Fandom Invasions Class #1 (Thursday, period 4)

John was waiting at the front of the classroom, leaning on his desk as the students filed in.

"Good morning," he said with a smile, when everyone was settled. "Welcome to Fandom Invasions. I'm sure all of you have noticed by now that Fandom is a rather unusual place. It's what makes it such a good fit for so many of us who don't really fit in elsewhere, but it also has a downside. Namely, that invasions of varying kinds happen on a disturbingly regular basis. If you haven't been through one yet, chances are very good that you will before you leave. The purpose of this class is to make sure you're prepared when that happens by looking at invasions of the past.

"If you look at the syllabus, you'll see a list of which past events we'll be focusing on and when. We'll be making extensive use of simulations and for that reason, we'll be meeting in the Danger Shop starting next week and every week thereafter.

"For this first class, I want to get to know you and your experience with the stranger aspects of Fandom. So I'd like to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, tell how long they've been in Fandom, and talk about the weirdest thing that's happened to them since they've been here.

"I'll start," John said with a slightly wolfish smile. "My name is John Winchester and this is my second year teaching here. One of many weird things that I've done in the time I've been here is stalk and kill a genuine saber tooth cat practically right on my doorstep. More recently, me and my boys had to go get our Christmas presents back from a little green thief who talked in rhyme and called himself the grinch." He looked around and picked a student at random. "Next?"

When everyone had had their turn, John continued, "As you can see, there is no lack of weirdness to go around. Hopefully by the end of this class, you'll be as prepared as possible to deal with the next strange thing that happens." He looked around at the class. "Any questions?"

[ooc: wait for ocd's up!]

Re: During John's Talk

[identity profile] itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com 2008-01-10 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
"He's a sweetheart," said Hoshi. "I was afraid of going to homecoming because of the crowds, but Robin took really good care of me and found plenty of open spaces so I didn't feel crowded. He's teaching me how to speak Frog too."

Re: During John's Talk

[identity profile] stylin-wizard.livejournal.com 2008-01-10 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, he sure seems it," Alex nodded. "Oh wow, that was really great of him. How to speak frog, really? That's so cool!"

Re: During John's Talk

[identity profile] itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com 2008-01-10 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
"I have a thing for picking up new languages," explained Hoshi. "Frog is a bit more obscure, but I'm having fun with it. There's another girl I met who speaks a kind of universal language. She can even talk to things and they do what she tells them to."

Re: During John's Talk

[identity profile] stylin-wizard.livejournal.com 2008-01-10 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"The only other language I know is Spanish and that's because my mom's Spanish," Alex explained. "I can imagine it would be," she admitted, wondering what it would sound like to speak frog. "Really? Wow, that's got to be cool."