World Mythology - Monday, January 7th - 2th Period
"Good morning,” she said, her voice carrying effortlessly. “I am Lady Ghanima Atreides, and this is World Mythology. You may call me Lady Ghanima or Miss Ghanima, whichever you are more comfortable with. The first person to call me Lady Atreides gets detention.” Ghani grinned wickedly. "Lady Atriedes is my grandmother, and I am nowhere near that old."
“During this class, I’m going to ask you to keep in mind that many stories we consider today to be folklore or myths were originally part of a religion. I’m going to ask that you keep an open mind, and try not to let any ethnocentric biases show too badly. Yes, you may consider tales of the Tuatha de Danan or the Morrigan to be nothing more than fairy stories, but to someone else it may be a fundamental truth.”
“That said, you’ll hopefully have a syllabus next week, as the mun my desk had a tragic accident with a cup of coffee. Not that I actually promise to stick to the syllabus, but I hear students like to have them. Possibly for doodling on while they pretend to pay attention to me.”
“In the academic fields of mythology, mythography, or folkloristics, a myth (mythos) is a sacred story concerning the origins of the world or how the world and the creatures in it came to be in their present form. The active beings in myths are generally gods and heroes. Myths often are said to take place before recorded history begins. In saying that a myth is a sacred narrative, what is meant is that a myth is believed to be true by people who attach religious or spiritual significance to it. Use of the term by scholars does not imply that the narrative is either true or false."
"And that is hopefully the most I'm going to talk all semester. I also find myself in need of a TA, since there are considerably more of you than I expected." Returning to her desk, Ghani picked up a metal bowl and waved it at them. "If you're interested in the job, please put your name in the dish and I'll draw a name after class. I believe in choosing my minions in a democratic manner."
"No smart comments from the peanut gallery, Mister Altman. I can see you back there."
"My office is number twenty-two, and I can be found there on Tuesdays. If there are no other questions, class is dismissed."
[Please to be waiting for my OCD is up! Have fun! Large chunks of class stolen from Wikipedia and also from A Critical Handbook of Children's Literature, 8th edition, by Rebecca J. Lukens]

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I think I know you better than that. ;)
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But I'm an adorable non-innocent?
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