Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 01/07

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Oh, it had been too long.

Deadpool grinned, sitting cross-legged on his desk as he waited for the kids to all file on in.

"Gooood morin' kiddies! Good mornin' and welcome to Criminal Justice! The class where you all get to learn all the valuable lessons that I painstakingly gathered over years of being arrested and watching a lot of television." A beat. "Mostly TV at this point, I have a tendency to wander away when threatened with arrest these days. It's just annoying anymore."

He grinned brightly. "Anywho! Today is the day where I ask why exactly you all are takin' the class. is it because you want to be feebs? Blackhats? Just like taking classes from crazy folks? Clerical error? Are accidentally in the wrong room? If so, down the hall and to the left."



Class Roster
Delgado, Z
Evans, Isabel
Guerin, Michael
Hammond, Evey
Hargrove, Annette
Harvelle, Jo
Jones, Coraline
Kent, Kara
Lang, Lana
Manning, Meg
Pevensie, Peter
Petrelli, Peter
Sado, Yasutora
Scotts, Jennifer
Sheppard, John
Solo, Jaina
Sora
Suou, Tamaki
Weasley, Ron
Winchester, Dean
Yakushi, Kabuto
Yamanaka, Ino

[[OOC: Please wait for the OCD is up!]]

Comments

Re: Give An Answer

[intraspective]

She blinked at him. "I'd really hope you wouldn't be hired to kill me. That'd be totally an unfair match up." Ino wrinkled her nose at him. "You can hit Kabuto today," she offered generously, "I'm mad at him so it'd amuse me."

Re: Give An Answer

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"Not to mention how much Arashi would stab me in the kidney if I took the job," Deadpool added. "My poor, poor kidneys."

He thought it over. "Curse you cruel fates... why can't I smack students around."

Re: Give An Answer

[intraspective]

"You could pretend you saw a bug?" Ino offered innocently, "Claim it was a mistake."

Re: Give An Answer

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That idea had it's merits...

"I could try that."

Re: Give An Answer

[intraspective]

She grinned at him. "I'd really owe you one - if you did see a bug I mean."

Re: Give An Answer

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"Awww, you're just so blood thirsty and precious."

Re: Give An Answer

[intraspective]

"Thank you," she said, "I do try."