fandomhigh | Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3

Oh, it had been too long.

Deadpool grinned, sitting cross-legged on his desk as he waited for the kids to all file on in.

"Gooood morin' kiddies! Good mornin' and welcome to Criminal Justice! The class where you all get to learn all the valuable lessons that I painstakingly gathered over years of being arrested and watching a lot of television." A beat. "Mostly TV at this point, I have a tendency to wander away when threatened with arrest these days. It's just annoying anymore."

He grinned brightly. "Anywho! Today is the day where I ask why exactly you all are takin' the class. is it because you want to be feebs? Blackhats? Just like taking classes from crazy folks? Clerical error? Are accidentally in the wrong room? If so, down the hall and to the left."

Class Roster
Delgado, Z
Evans, Isabel
Guerin, Michael
Hammond, Evey
Hargrove, Annette
Harvelle, Jo
Jones, Coraline
Kent, Kara
Lang, Lana
Manning, Meg
Pevensie, Peter
Petrelli, Peter
Sado, Yasutora
Scotts, Jennifer
Sheppard, John
Solo, Jaina
Sora
Suou, Tamaki
Weasley, Ron
Winchester, Dean
Yakushi, Kabuto
Yamanaka, Ino

[[OOC: ~~Please wait for the~~ OCD is up!]]

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After a moment, Tamaki remembered that he'd had another reason for enrolling in Criminal Justice.

"Oh, yes," he added, "I suppose you could also say that I've never taken such classes before. It's always a good idea to expand ones horizons, so to speak! The more knowledge a gentleman has, the better."

He grinned. This class was nothing like any he'd ever enrolled in, and he really did enjoy learning.

"Roses--- in the background---" Deadpool shook his head, frightened slightly by the shoujo pretty. At least, however, there weren't any sparkles.

"Are you also a high king?"

One who had not spent much time with Tamaki may not have had a way of knowing that not only were there roses in the background, there were also times when a shower of sparkles glittered around his person. These were most likely to occur during his passionate speeches about his favorite subject - his beautiful self. Thankfully, he only managed to glitter with shoujo pretty when he was partaking in activities such as monologuing or attempting to appeal to a pretty lady.

A soft and nostalgic smile crept across Tamaki's lips. "Ah, back home I was known as the Host Club King. But, Professor," he said, his voice picking up with enthusiasm, "Is not every man a king in his own right?" He presented his most winning smile to accompany his statement.

He really should have gotten used to this kind of stuff when Yuki and Shuichi lived with him, but noooo. It seems he had gone and repressed all that.

"I guess?" Deadpool replied slowly. "Are you on drugs?"

Tamaki's eyes widened in shock.

"Why, Professor," he breathed, "I'm appalled that you would ask me such a thing! I am here to learn, and certainly not on any sort of drug."

"It's a legitimate question!" Deadpool shot back, leaning close to check his pupils. "And what teenager is in school to actually learn? Really, that's just crazy talk!"

Tamaki did have large pupils, but ~~it wasn't any fault of his. After all, his home planet consisted of shoujo anime. Could anyone blame him for that?~~ he wasn't on any drugs. He just came with his own floating and glittery rose background.

"W-well," he huffed, "All the people at my old school were there to learn... and do nothing all day..." Realization dawned on him. Rich kids were some of the most lazy, unstudious folks he'd ever seen! Maybe the other half was WORSE! Suddenly, he understood. "AAH! What teenager is in school to learn?! Have I been doing it wrong?!"

"Yes! Yes you have been!" Deadpool replied seriously. "Start being all rebellious and getting into fights by welcoming people to Fandom, bitch and whatever those kids are doing these days!"

He furrowed his brow in thought. "I had a tropical mai-tai at the bar last night and I'm not old enough to drink yet! HOW'S THAT FOR REBELLIOUS? AHAHA," he shouted, completely satisfied with himself.

Deadpool just kinda stared.

"Mai-tai? For serious? Go for the whiskey! Tequila!" Oh this could only end badly. "Something less... shoujo!"

Tamaki frowned at his teacher for a moment, then brightened. "I don't know what you're talking about, but my roommate really seems to like stuff like that. The bartender gave him a whole bottle of something!"

He wasn't sure he wanted to ask Reno to teach him how to down copious amounts of liquor. Tamaki wasn't much of a drinker at all, but he could at least ask Reno what was so appealing about booze.

"Well--" Deadpool looked terribly serious. "Maybe you should try to be more like Reno."

Though, really, if he knew who Reno was, he wouldn't say this. The 'yo' would drive him mad.

Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 01/07

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