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Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 01/07

Oh, it had been too long.

Deadpool grinned, sitting cross-legged on his desk as he waited for the kids to all file on in.

"Gooood morin' kiddies! Good mornin' and welcome to Criminal Justice! The class where you all get to learn all the valuable lessons that I painstakingly gathered over years of being arrested and watching a lot of television." A beat. "Mostly TV at this point, I have a tendency to wander away when threatened with arrest these days. It's just annoying anymore."

He grinned brightly. "Anywho! Today is the day where I ask why exactly you all are takin' the class. is it because you want to be feebs? Blackhats? Just like taking classes from crazy folks? Clerical error? Are accidentally in the wrong room? If so, down the hall and to the left."

Class Roster
Delgado, Z
Evans, Isabel
Guerin, Michael
Hammond, Evey
Hargrove, Annette
Harvelle, Jo
Jones, Coraline
Kent, Kara
Lang, Lana
Manning, Meg
Pevensie, Peter
Petrelli, Peter
Sado, Yasutora
Scotts, Jennifer
Sheppard, John
Solo, Jaina
Sora
Suou, Tamaki
Weasley, Ron
Winchester, Dean
Yakushi, Kabuto
Yamanaka, Ino

[[OOC: ~~Please wait for the~~ OCD is up!]]

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Wade turned his head to give her a horrified look. "Do you want Arashi driving again?"

"Gods, no!" she gasped. Her hand flew to her forehead in a conscious over dramatization. "Anything but that!"

"You Somehow managed to ignore the grinding of the clutch during that stretch through Nebraska! I, on the other hand, could feel my baby dying slowly."

"If I remember correctly, that was after that stop in Omaha where you tried to convince truckers I was a hooker," Aly retorted. "I had to go to sleep out of self-defence."

"I wanted to see you kick their asses!" Wade protested. "They deserved it after asking if you and 'that other pretty little blond' were taken."

"I totally could have taken them," she agreed. "But there was that State Trooper just down the way, and I didn't know if 'Rashi had ID."

Wade had to give that one to her. "But that trooper totally would have let you go with a warning if you had shown a little leg. He looked the type."

Aly smirked. "Plus what are they going to say? The little blonde girl beat them up?" She wrinkled her nose. "Totally should have done it."

"Next time we'll find people for you to hit," Wade offered. "Maybe some bikers!"

"Best friend ever," she said, leaning into Wade's shoulder. "What should we find for you and Arashi?"

"Hmmm," He rested his head on hers thoughtfully. "How about H.Y.D.R.A. agents? Always good for a fight!"

"Long as they enjoy getting stabbed and blown up, I'm good with them," Aly said.

"Well, they don't enjoy it, but it's what comes with the job!"

"Then we're just the people to help them out!" Aly teased. "There's really not been a lot of kicking butt recently. Which is probably a good thing."

"But I miss fighting with people who I don't have to worry about breaking!" Wade sighed. "Damn students."

"There's always Cable," she teased.

"Arashi gets weird when I spar with him."

...is it because you and Arashi do the sexy sparring?"

Wade raised an eyebrow at her. "Aly, if you want sexy sparring, all you had to do was ask me."

She made a face. "But Wade, how will we do it without the UST?"

He moved his arm down, around her waist to pull her over onto his lap. "UST? HA! We don't need no stinkin' UST."

Aly laughed, moving over easily. "Don't you need an accent to say that? You know "we don' need no steeken' YooEssTee."

"And a sombrero. Ooo! Next road trip to Mexico so we can get those!"

"We could probably just go to Chi-Chi's and get one."

Wade frowned at her. "Blasphemy! That's like saying we should just go to Ching Tai instead of visiting Arashi's homeland."

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