http://certaintrouble.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] certaintrouble.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-12-20 01:34 pm
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Debating, Friday December 20

Chuck had told them all handwavily to meet in the danger shop for their final. Strangely enough, it looked just like his classroom...

Something was definitely up.

Chuck looked at the class. "Today is your debating final. as you've all learned, debating is the fine art of forcing your opinion on other people. Today, you'll be demonstrating all you've learned, with one last practical argument. You'll be debating with this- thing." Chuck hit a button on the danger shop controls, and possibly the most ugly woman (?) any of them would ever see phased into an empty seat.

"This is Jerri Blank, one of my old students. If you can convince her to toss the contents of her bag into the trash can and walk out the door, then you pass the final. There are no B's, C's or D's. You either convince her and get 100%, or fail to convince her and...fail."

He moved to his desk, got out a notepad and sat down. "Remember, you have to convince her. It's no good to throw it away yourself, and beating her into submission is not one of the tactics covered in this class." He seemed to think for a second. "Though it would count as sucking up to the teacher, and as such is acceptable."


[OOC: Last class! Edit: On second thought, some of this may be a little NSFW, due to Jerri saying...Jerri things...]

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[identity profile] scary-jeff.livejournal.com 2007-12-20 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeff Murdock, A, for being able to compensate incredibly poor debating skills with the lifetime achievement of being horribly confusing.

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[identity profile] stocksgrrl.livejournal.com 2007-12-20 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
T.R. Wexler, A+, because she'll sue if she doesn't get it. And you don't want that. No one wants that.

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[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-12-20 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Annette Hargrove, A, because she get's an A in everything.
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[personal profile] dark_slippy_thing 2007-12-20 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Valentine, some ridiculously high mark which involves an A and seven or eight plus signs, as he is a Very Important Man. He will accept no less.

[The mun accepts that Valentine is very important, but is not a genius, so will he happy with whatever mark, so long as it is a passing grade!]

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[identity profile] palestshadow.livejournal.com 2007-12-20 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Naminé. A. Because she has an accent in her name, because she's possibly Asian and possibly not, and because she puts up with Valentine.

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[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-12-20 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Mel Fray. B. Because "B" is for the beating anyone will get if they disagree with her.

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Jim Halpert. A+ because otherwise the terrorists win.

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[identity profile] girlzippo.livejournal.com 2007-12-21 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Charlie McGee, a B+ for being beyond the blonde
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[personal profile] notclueful 2007-12-21 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Cher Horowitz, A as her mun sucks more than her character, and because she'll damn well try to argue it up otherwise
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[personal profile] not_in_the_book 2007-12-22 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Ronan Nolan, who deserves an A because he can talk the universe into doing things, and what's cooler than that?