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fandomhigh2007-12-05 12:14 pm
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Modern Feminism: From Susan B Anthony to Bea Arthur - Second Period - 12/05
Today there was snow.
SNOW.
This threw any lesson plans right out the window in Deadpool's book. Because, come on. SNOW.
"Morning kiddies!" Deadpool greeted the class as they arrived. And yes, he was wearing mittens and some bizarre hat too. "Today I was going to tell you about female ninjas as it is apparently Day of the Ninja here in the states. Yes, this came as a surprise to me as well. But then I discovered that female ninjas are nearly exactly the same as male ninjas."
He paused. "Only with boobs and no gentlemanly bits."
Very informative, right?
"So, instead we'll be celebrating snow! And Sinterklaas! Which is like a poor man's Dutch Christmas!" He punctuated the word 'Dutch' by throwing marzipan candies at the students. "Happy Sinterklaas! Go play in the snow!"
SNOW.
This threw any lesson plans right out the window in Deadpool's book. Because, come on. SNOW.
"Morning kiddies!" Deadpool greeted the class as they arrived. And yes, he was wearing mittens and some bizarre hat too. "Today I was going to tell you about female ninjas as it is apparently Day of the Ninja here in the states. Yes, this came as a surprise to me as well. But then I discovered that female ninjas are nearly exactly the same as male ninjas."
He paused. "Only with boobs and no gentlemanly bits."
Very informative, right?
"So, instead we'll be celebrating snow! And Sinterklaas! Which is like a poor man's Dutch Christmas!" He punctuated the word 'Dutch' by throwing marzipan candies at the students. "Happy Sinterklaas! Go play in the snow!"
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sadly I could not find a picture of him in his parka.Re: Sign In
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Who grew up on the SOUTH POLE. I have an overabundance of winter icons.
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Eat Candy!
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He had no idea why this made him feel so pleasantly meta.
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that was across the seabefore helping herself.Re: Eat Candy!
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*drapes you in Sinterklaas-gift COMFY BATHROBE OF COMFINESS*
*eats buckets of marzipan*
*GLEES*
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*mops up keyboard*
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Candy for all!
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*cough*
I mean.
*shaaaares*
This is the one day of the year y'all should regret not being Dutch.
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...and gifts.
*hugs bathrobe*
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*pats on head and supposes it's normal for the dutch to cling to a kid's thing*
*runs away before Emily encourages war*
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...
I can't believe I went there.
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*ships snow!*