fandomhigh | Adavnced Mad Science, November 20th

Today, the Danger Shop looked like the usual creepy lab, but without any desks. A very jetlagged Prof Tomoe leaned against the lone table at the front of the class with an enormous cup of coffee in his hand. A pile of silly looking hats sat at either end of the table next to few water guns and flag football belts. He watched the class through bleary eyes until everyone had filtered in.

"Welcome to today's class," he said in a less exuberant tone of voice than usual. "I hope you enjoyed Vice Principle Hades' very informative lesson while I was gone. Today we're talking about alien invasions. A lot of people have the idea that aliens don't exist, or that if they do they're evil creatures that want to conquer the Earth, destroy all life, and set up a new colony for themselves in this branch of the milky way. This, of course, is utterly foolish. Aliens do in fact exist, but they're very nice and only want to help out humanity."

This last part was a total lie, but his evil alien overlords from the Tau Nebula wouldn't want him to spoil their conquest plans too soon.

He took a chug of coffee before continuing. "However, today we're going to test how you would deal with an alien invasion." He paused. "Another alien invasion. For this, I've divided the class into both Humans and Aliens." He pointed at the list on the blackboard at the front of the class:

Aliens
Zack Addy
Edward Elric
Cher Horowitz
Victor von Doom

Humans
Johnny Storm
James Sullivan
Valentine
Yakushi Kabuto
Zim

He motioned to the piles on the desk. "You'll have hats to show which side you're on. The aliens will wear these heavy flight helmets. You won't be able to see out of them, but you will be given a water gun full of koolaid to make up for it. The humans will wear these bowler hats, for no other reason than I think you'll look silly in them. The goal is for the humans to remove the two flags on the aliens' belts without being shot with koolaid. If a human is shot three times, you are considered dead and out of the game. If an alien has both of their flags removed, they are considered dead and out of the game."

He looked around. "If there are no questions, you may all suit up and get to it."

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The Professor brought you all back ridiculously caffeinated drinks from Japan if you want some.

It's an epic free-for-all battle! Try not to blow up the school this time.

Who should be here, and no longer 20 years older and possessed. ~~Only the Professor can be those things all the time.~~

He's here and he's feeling the effects of a 13 hour flight back from Tokyo, but he'll still answer your questions.

And now I want some real raspberry koolaid of my own. Do they still have mail order prizes that you can buy with koolaid points?

Kabuto was there, and the ridiculously caffeinated drinks were very welcome. His ~~fuzzy~~ memories of the previous two days were too crazy to think about too much.

Yakushi Kabuto

Kabuto was taking comfort in the caffeine. He hated the fuzzed-out, unreal feelings the last two days had left him with. This was not a good time for him to have to fight...which made it all the better, really. A ninja had to be prepared for fights in all kinds of conditions.

Kabuto frowned at the ridiculous hat, taking one but not putting it on. It would cover his forehead protector. This shouldn't be too hard, though. Chakra-enhanced speed could be so useful.

Valentine, who may or may not make alien sounds upon request.

Valentine was never one to turn down free beverages.

Valentine approved. In fact, he really liked it. In fact, he was going to be somewhat more twitchy and flaily than usual this class. Infactinfactinfact!!

Valentine was a human! In a bowler hat! He'd always considered himself to be a hat person, really, this was fantastic! Oh, he had a little more of this drink to finish. That was fantastic! He was ready to be a human now! What a lovely bowler hat! Might he keep it? He'd need more of this beverage in the future. Things were spectacular today! My, what a wonderful class!

Johnny Storm

Johnny took the offered caffeine and drowned the complete mental fuzz that was his brain.

Johnny put on his hat but he was honestly considering torching the flags of his alien opponents. That way he didn't have to get close.

"FLAME ON!"

He didn't really light up, he just thought those words might scare the aliens and send them scattering.

James Sullivan

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