http://whatever-sucks.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] whatever-sucks.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-11-16 12:00 pm

Interdisciplinary Studies, Friday, Period 1

So there was Squall, at the front of the room, drinking out of a bottle.

And there was punch (spiked, of course) and pie.

On every desk was a paintball gun.

"Congratulations," Squall said, after everyone who was going to show up did. "If you're here, you get an A for the day. If you're not here, you still get an A." He took a drink.

"Your homework assignment for today is to take those guns and shoot them at Pixie Dust. Bonus points if you hit the fairy. Extra bonus points if you find any of my tequila in the store."

He took another drink. "There's punch and pie. Enjoy not being sick. You all better be either in the library or the hospital for the rest of the day, and if you're not, I'll hunt you down and stab you in the gut. Class dismissed."
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Re: Sign in

[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2007-11-16 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Jenny Sparks
ashockingbitch: (Jenny with a cig)

Re: Punch and Pie

[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2007-11-16 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Jenny had some punch, and some pie, and then she took her paintball gun, saluted Squall, and set off on her mission.
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Re: Talk to the TA

[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2007-11-16 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Which she did, yea verily, with great pinging.

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] flamingbonehead.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Johnny Blaze

Re: Punch and Pie

[identity profile] flamingbonehead.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Johnny had some pie and punch, but felt guilty about eating when so many other people were sick.

That didn't stop him from doing the class paintball assignment, though.