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fandomhigh2007-11-16 12:00 pm
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Interdisciplinary Studies, Friday, Period 1
So there was Squall, at the front of the room, drinking out of a bottle.
And there was punch (spiked, of course) and pie.
On every desk was a paintball gun.
"Congratulations," Squall said, after everyone who was going to show up did. "If you're here, you get an A for the day. If you're not here, you still get an A." He took a drink.
"Your homework assignment for today is to take those guns and shoot them at Pixie Dust. Bonus points if you hit the fairy. Extra bonus points if you find any of my tequila in the store."
He took another drink. "There's punch and pie. Enjoy not being sick. You all better be either in the library or the hospital for the rest of the day, and if you're not, I'll hunt you down and stab you in the gut. Class dismissed."
And there was punch (spiked, of course) and pie.
On every desk was a paintball gun.
"Congratulations," Squall said, after everyone who was going to show up did. "If you're here, you get an A for the day. If you're not here, you still get an A." He took a drink.
"Your homework assignment for today is to take those guns and shoot them at Pixie Dust. Bonus points if you hit the fairy. Extra bonus points if you find any of my tequila in the store."
He took another drink. "There's punch and pie. Enjoy not being sick. You all better be either in the library or the hospital for the rest of the day, and if you're not, I'll hunt you down and stab you in the gut. Class dismissed."