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The kitchen is a mess. There are eggs everywhere. Flour, mashed potatoes, ketchup and various other foods are covering the walls. The Chef looks baffled. Das Schnitzel looks hungover.

Yuoo nooghty cheeckee! I veell hefe-a tu geefe-a yuoo a spunkeeng fur thees! Gu feend thet Drecu buy und esk heem iff he-a cun cleun thees up megeecelly! I shuoold meke-a yuoo du it yuoo knoo! Ooh, dun't geefe-a me-a thet luuk yuoo knoo vhet it dues tu me-a! Bork Bork Bork!

Um...zeere-a hes seemed tu hefe-a beee a leettle-a ecceedent in zee keetchens lest neeght. I theenk sume-a ooff my cheeckens vere-a dueeng sume-a muunleeghting cuukeeng vurk. Su vetch vhere-a yuoo step, it is a beet sleeppery.

Tudey's loonch fur zee lest dey ooff September is!

-Pesta Poottunesca (I leerned thees receepe-a frum sume-a oorphuns!)

-Pesta Seled

-Pesta Suoop (Des Schneetzel mede-a thees oone-a su oonce-a egeeen vetch oooot fur zee elcuhul cuntent. I'fe-a treeed tu get her intu zee EA, I deed! Boot thet cheeckee lufes zee buuze-a!)

-Und fur dessert: Fute-a fur Drecu Melffuy cuukeees!

-Und I cooght a muuse-a veereeng a cullege-a uneefersity sveetshurt thees murneeng su zeere-a veell elsu be-a chuculete-a muuse-a! Vetch oooot fur beets ooff hees shurt, I furgut tu teke-a it ooffff.

Yuoo keeds ere-a su loocky!

OOC: The moose thing. I was walking through the school today and I saw a guy in a moose suit wearing a Mountaineers sweatshirt. So naturally, the Chef is serving him for lunch, moose being so rare and all.