fandomhigh | Advanced Mad Science, November 6

Prof Tomoe's lab looked about the same as usual this week. Well, except for the chickens penned up next to the lab tables. And the giant, oversized lasers pointed at said chickens.

"Good afternoon, students!" he said cheerfully. "Today we're going to be talking about my speciality: genetic engineering. Back when I was a regular, respectable scientist with a loving family and millions of dollars in research grants, I earned my PhD in genetic engineering. I could bore you with talk about formulae and long chemical diagrams and the nitty gritty about how to combine and mutate genetic material, but I'd rather have you get to the fun part quicker: manipulating DNA."

He pointed to one of the oversized lasers. " This is called a Transmogrifier Ray, and can be used to manipulate genetic code from one thing to another. I've preloaded all the ones in this lab with DNA from common animals, and I want you to try them out."

He picked up one of the chickens and positioned it under the ray. "If you hit the Full Power button--" He hit a large red button, and the chicken turned into a pig with a loud ZAP. "--you'll change the animal's complete DNA. If you hit the Half Power button--" He pressed a blue button. There was a loud BOINK sound, and the pig sproued a pair of feathery chicken wings. "--you'll only change part of the animal's DNA."

He grabbed the winged pig as it tried to fly off, and locked it in a pen with a roof. "Your goal for this class is to end up with a half-pony half-monkey hybrid, but if you can come up with something more creative, so be it."

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♪ I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ♪

You might want to. You might not.

Pick your own partner this week, and zap up some unholy animal hybrid!

Who should be here, and might get zapped if the Professor is in a good mood.

Here's here, and he's wondering what you'd look like with a llama face.

Today's Mad Science class is brought to you by Calvin & Hobbes, Skullcrusher Mountain, and the letter G, for "geeky".

Valentine

Zack Addy

And I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy...

Johnny Storm

ISN'T IT ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT I RUINED A PONY MAKING A GIFT FOR YOU?!?

*loves*

Victor von Doom

I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me...

Victor grabbed a transmogrifier and a chicken and got to work.

Anyone who attempted to partner with him ran the risk of being turned into a half-pony/half-monkey monster. Which could still be fun.

Kabuto Yakushi

He's here...but he's a little saddened by the lack of finesse in lasers.

You'd find the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet...

Well, Kabuto was willing to take that risk. He watched Victor work for a moment, then shrugged. "I think it's more fun to actually take them apart."

"Fun has no place in this, only results," Victor said.

"You should always enjoy what you do. Otherwise there's little reason to do it." Kabuto eyed the chicken Victor was working with. "Are you intending to turn it into a pony or a monkey first? Or are you daring to be different and going with something else?"

Edward Elric

"I enjoy success. Anything else is simply a waste of time," Victor scoffed. "And I'm attempting the pony first. The monkey might move around too much to get an accurate shot, while the horse has plenty of mass to hit."

[OOC: Sorry, had to run off to see my basketball team lose, woe!]

James Sullivan

Sulley was squeamish at first, but eventually a monster came together. Rather than analyze it, he started talking to it like it was a sentient being.

The sun woke me up this morning. Then I couldn't get back to sleep because this freaking song kept playing non-stop in my head until I gave in and got up.

I'm glad that I can infect you with annoying earworms all day long. ♥ Just wait until the class where we study the effects of limbless reptiles on aerodynamic transportation vehicles -- just imagine what song'll get stuck in your head then! :D

Advanced Mad Science, November 6

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