Modern Feminism: From Susan B Anthony to Bea Arthur - Second Period - 10/31

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

When students entered the room today, they'd notice that he wasn't in his normal costume. No, today was Halloween and therefore meant a change!

A sexy change.

"Gooood morning kids! First and foremost, Happy Halloween!" He tossed a handful of candy at the kids. Because candy and Halloween went together like peas and carrots. "Today, we'll be talking about how Halloween is the one night of the year when women can dress like complete sluts and not get any criticism for it-"

There was a very sudden and very bright flash of light that momentarily lit up the area. In its place, it left a very tall man in a leather jacket with his left hand stuffed conspicuously down his pocket. "Wade, it's not that I'm complaining, but--" And then he stopped. Whatever he was going to say was lost forever. Instead, he closed his mouth briefly, then asked, vaguely baffled, "...Does my sister know you still have her uniform?"

Deadpool shuffled from one foot to the other. "It was a wedding present from Emma! Also? My legs look FABULOUS."

"Emma gave you Rachel's uniform?" Another pause as Cable struggled and then succeeded at regaining his poise. "...Never mind. I won't ask."

"Between you and me," Deadpool glanced around to make sure no one else was listening. But didn't lower his voice. At all. In fact, he may have raised it so the students could hear. "I think she has a thing for me."

"She doesn't." Was there ever a more iron certainty than that? Not as far as Cable's tone of voice suggested. He fought the urge to cross his arms. "I'd ask you to return it, but somehow I don't think Rachel would appreciate it."

Deadpool paused, cocking his head to the side. "Isn't she in space with that alien Wolverine?"

"He's not Wolverine." Cable barely paused himself before continuing, "I take it I can't convince you to burn that."

"I love this costume!" Deadpool replied with a gasp of horror.

Cable was the picture of not facepalming. "Of course." He opened his mouth to say something again, closed it, refrained from opening or closing it again, shot Deadpool a look of pure resignation, turned around, and walked out of the classroom.

Deadpool waved cheerfully as he left. And turned back to the kiddies.

"Well, that was an excellent example of costumes being okay for this one magical day of the year, don't you think?"


[[Played with the wonderful spring_lost, who enables my crack addiction. Please wait for the OCD is up!]]

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

In costume!

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[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Jack Burton

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[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

Meg Manning

During the Lecture

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...

Just... don't ask.

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[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Jack is trying not to claw out his eyes with his remaining hand, pumpkinned hand held in front of his face.

Oh, God, why isn't the costume more-clothy?

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[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

Meg? Soooo not staring.

Okay, maybe she was staring a little. It was just too weird not to.

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[comelyhonour.livejournal.com]

Beauty would have boggled more, but she was hungover. So she slid into her chair and stared at the teacher for a minute. Then she groaned and put her head down at her desk.

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[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff blinked about three times. Once for the costume, once for that man, and once because his mind had just floated off and was now dancing with the entire cast of Baywatch.

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[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Had Jack known what Jeff was thinking with the cast of Baywatch, his brain would be going there and ogling...in slooow moootion (except the Hoff).

Sadly, Jack doesn't know what Jeff's thinking. Which is a shame. Because Jack is currently facepumpkinning.

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[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

Ew.

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[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

Robin was unfazed. Remember, he knew a Gonzo.

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[mrodneymckay.livejournal.com]

Rodney starred in horror at the display his teacher was making. As much as he tried, he just couldn't look away. It was sickly fascinating.

On the plus side, he figured this met his quota for being freaked out on Halloween. Maybe the rest of the day would be relaxing and uneventful.

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[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Mac was oddly transfixed like everyone else. It was just one of those horribly gaze-drawing sights.

She was sat rubbing her forehead in an attempt to stop herself from looking. "That's just wrong," she muttered.

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[practicaldevice.livejournal.com]

Anathema didn't ask. Nor did she stare. Okay, so maybe she stared a little bit.

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[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

Demyx was only a little boggled. Well. Maybe more than a little. But this was Deadpool...

Re: During the Lecture

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

There was staring. Oh, there was staring. And then there was wondering what would happen if Deadpool turned into his costume.

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[ashockingbitch]

Jenny had seen a lot of horrible things.

This...just might top them. She stared at Deadpool in blank, open-mouthed horror.

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[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Oh Dear Lord.

Not Looking. Not Looking. Not Looking Please Give Me Amnesia Now.

Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

If you can stop staring at his legs.

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

MY BRAIN IS WEIRD

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[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

AND YOU LIKE IT THAT WAY

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[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

WHY IS HE IN A BANANA HAMMOCK?! *FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL*

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[southernbender.livejournal.com]

But your icon is pretty. *licks*

Re: OOC

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

YAY BRAIN OF WEIRD!

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[ashockingbitch]

*twitches* I should have seen this coming.