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Career Choices - Wednesday, Period 4 (Week 8)
"Your teacher's not here," Hades said from the front of the classroom. "Instead, you have me. I know it's not every day you get such a treat, but try to contain your excitement like I am." He wasn't. "Each week you've been learning about different careers, yadda, whatever. Today we're going to talk about the only form of employment that really matters."
He pointed at the board and letters appeared out of nowhere that read 'SO YOU WANT TO BE A MINION!'
Information sheets were handed out.
"Minions are hard to find. It's a growth market out there. Get in with the right head honcho and you'll find yourself climbing up the promotion ladder quicker than you can say 'red shirt'. Now, it's not an easy job. There's a lot of running around, making coffee, disposing of worthless enemies that your boss can't be bothered to deal with himself. You know, like the first five years of being a reporter. You get some great perks with the job though. Come on! I'm talking travel opportunities, networking, a chance for some training, diplomatic immunity depending on who your boss is and where his secret lair is located. You get to meet plenty of people, pick up some new skills and, in most cases, a freshly laundered uniform is provided at the start of every work day. Some employers even offer great health insurance and their funeral plans? To die for.
Ha! I kill me. Yeeeeah anyway, enough with the talking. Here's a test to see if you'd make a good minion. For...educational purposes, of course. Take it. Don't bother me."
He pointed at the board and letters appeared out of nowhere that read 'SO YOU WANT TO BE A MINION!'
Information sheets were handed out.
"Minions are hard to find. It's a growth market out there. Get in with the right head honcho and you'll find yourself climbing up the promotion ladder quicker than you can say 'red shirt'. Now, it's not an easy job. There's a lot of running around, making coffee, disposing of worthless enemies that your boss can't be bothered to deal with himself. You know, like the first five years of being a reporter. You get some great perks with the job though. Come on! I'm talking travel opportunities, networking, a chance for some training, diplomatic immunity depending on who your boss is and where his secret lair is located. You get to meet plenty of people, pick up some new skills and, in most cases, a freshly laundered uniform is provided at the start of every work day. Some employers even offer great health insurance and their funeral plans? To die for.
Ha! I kill me. Yeeeeah anyway, enough with the talking. Here's a test to see if you'd make a good minion. For...educational purposes, of course. Take it. Don't bother me."
Re: Take the Test
2)D
3)B
4)C
5) Cedric left this one blank.
5) Be charming, observant and ruthless.