BUY YOUR HOMECOMING TICKETS HERE!!

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

Alright, listen up kids. Homecoming is next Friday, and I know you're all super excited. This is the place to buy your tickets.

All I need is your name and your date's name, if you're buying for both. If you're date doesn't go to the school, you have to give their name and place of employment/residence, so my boyfriend Rover can check them out. And whatever the weapons ban status, you're responsible for your date following it. I have it on good authority that if any of you losers or your dates misbehave, there's going to be some shit hitting the fan.
If you're going stag, then just comment with your name. (Sorry if this wasn't crystal clear before.)


So, comment here- name, date's name, date's 'reference'. Otherwise, you're not getting to come. And believe me when I say that I throw a great party. Ask anyone.

Comments

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

Already taken care of, babe. Have fun!

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Really? By who?

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

A good friend, is all. I don't think I'm supposed to tell. *wink*

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

What'll it cost me to find out?

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I'm not into causing trouble. Besides, the individual is a bit scary

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

You may be the only one here. Please don't say it's Parker.

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

Aw, I'm touched. If I was to answer that, I wouldn't say yes

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

You should be. Was it the short red-head taking the gay teacher?

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but I'm not helping you out anymore. And, who's bringing a gay teacher?

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Janet Fraiser is. The Anthro guy? Minty fresh.

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

*gasp* No way! And it wasn't her, and that's seriously your last guess, and you only get it because I like gossip.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Way. She kissed him in the middle of class last week and he. Didn't. Respond. At all.

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

That's crazy. Why's he going with her, then? Does she have a hopeless crush? That's so cute.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

She's in denial. Poor girl can't even see past her infatuation. It sad really.

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

Omigosh, that is so sad. Poor girl... I don't even know her, or I'd totally try and suggest something.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Isn't it though? The both of them actually, the poor teacher is too afraid to come out. Fears reprecussion and all that.

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

That's so, so sad. Why's he so scared? I mean, aren't like, half the guys here at least a little bit gay? Not to mention that half of the girls are into experimenting.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

He's a teacher you know, he's afraid some students might drop his class. And he transferred in from somewhere that wasn't very friendly with gay people if you know what I mean.

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

I guess that makes sense. It's sad though. We should like, organize a diversity day, or something like that- encourage everyone to be themselves.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

I don't know. He was pretty responsive when... er. Never mind.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

That's not what she said in the clinic last night.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Maybe he wants her to be more aggressive.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

More aggresive then molesting him in class?

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Hm. Good point that. Maybe less aggressive then, so he can make his move. Though more aggessive seemed to work well with you. *wink*

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Well I am a very manly man after all...