Love Smart: Period 2, Week 6

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Barney was already outfitted in his laser tag vest and carryied his laser rifle when students arrived in the Danger Shop for thier special Hos vs. Bros laser tag extravaganza!


"Today we will have a practice bro's night out. Although traditionally the girls would be off by themselves, eating Häagen-Dazs, bitching about men, and waiting for their periods to stink up, I've decided to include them in our manly event for the sake of entertainment," he raised his fake firearm to ward off any offended females in the crowd.

"Today we will play laser tag. Teams are as follows:

Team 1: Bros	Team 2: Hos
Al	Zack
Dick	Hoshi
Shawn	Hermione
Jim H.	Annette
Jamie	Molly
Peter	Beauty
Andrew	Summer
Sam	Willow
Jim E.	Dawn

"I am what we in the field call a Lone Wolf. I am a master of all laser tag strategies. Please try to catch me off guard, I dare you!" Barney laughed loudly and dramatically. "Now, the rules are that there are no rules, just equipment and your knowledge of your opponents, as I'm sure you've noticed the groups are divided boys against girls. Yes, Zack, you're a girl. Now, get a vest and prepare to be destroyed!"

[ooc: This was in the plans all along, and yes, I am stealing from myself, shhh! Also, feel free to disregard the team aspect and make it a free for all! GO PLAY!]

Comments

Re: Swarley-ho [10/5]

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Hoshi had a dilemma that only Barney could help her with. Well, there were others could give her better advice, but Barney happened to be around. "I think a boy tried to ask me out yesterday."

Re: Swarley-ho [10/5]

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Barney glanced up from his pretzel-eating. "There is no try, there is only do. Did he ask or not?"

Re: Swarley-ho [10/5]

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"Well, he was using all this trucker lingo that confused me," grumbled Hoshi. "Of course, I answered him in Latin so I don't think he understood me either."

Re: Swarley-ho [10/5]

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"Okay, you need to ask yourself three things:
1. Is he hot enough?
2. Will I regret this?
3. Do 1 & 2 overrule my current level of desperation?" As he said the three items, Barney ticked them off his fingers. He thought he was pretty good at this advice thing.

Re: Swarley-ho [10/5]

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"Okay," said Hoshi. "Well, he's not as good-looking as Commander Archer, I don't see how one date could hurt, and I'm not desperate at all."

Re: Swarley-ho [10/5]

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"Then you should go for it," he figured the guy who asked could use the help. "Think of it as practice for future desperate times."

Re: Swarley-ho [10/5]

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Hoshi frowned. She didn't think she would ever be that desperate for a date. "Have you ever been desperate?" she asked.

Re: Swarley-ho [10/5]

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"In the past I've been nearly caught in a Jenny Eggleseed, but never due to desperation so much as lack of CSI," he replied honestly. If she could understand any of that.

Re: Swarley-ho [10/5]

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That probably wouldn't have made sense even if Hoshi wasn't from the 22nd century.

Re: Swarley-ho [10/5]

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Had she been in How to Be Awesome (http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_met_your_mother/barneys_blog/12_13.shtml) she might have understood better.

Barney had the Danger Shop conjure up a drink. He felt he'd earned it.