Love Smart: Period 2, Week 6

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Barney was already outfitted in his laser tag vest and carryied his laser rifle when students arrived in the Danger Shop for thier special Hos vs. Bros laser tag extravaganza!


"Today we will have a practice bro's night out. Although traditionally the girls would be off by themselves, eating Häagen-Dazs, bitching about men, and waiting for their periods to stink up, I've decided to include them in our manly event for the sake of entertainment," he raised his fake firearm to ward off any offended females in the crowd.

"Today we will play laser tag. Teams are as follows:

Team 1: Bros	Team 2: Hos
Al	Zack
Dick	Hoshi
Shawn	Hermione
Jim H.	Annette
Jamie	Molly
Peter	Beauty
Andrew	Summer
Sam	Willow
Jim E.	Dawn

"I am what we in the field call a Lone Wolf. I am a master of all laser tag strategies. Please try to catch me off guard, I dare you!" Barney laughed loudly and dramatically. "Now, the rules are that there are no rules, just equipment and your knowledge of your opponents, as I'm sure you've noticed the groups are divided boys against girls. Yes, Zack, you're a girl. Now, get a vest and prepare to be destroyed!"

[ooc: This was in the plans all along, and yes, I am stealing from myself, shhh! Also, feel free to disregard the team aspect and make it a free for all! GO PLAY!]

Comments

During the lecture [10/5]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Be in awe of today's topic. Remember why you signed up in the first place.

Re: During the lecture [10/5]

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Dick loved Barney in a totally heterosexual way now. Today was awesome!

Re: During the lecture [10/5]

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Why yes, Zack was glaring at Barney.

And plotting.

Re: During the lecture [10/5]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette didn't feel like playing laser tag. She wasn't a ho and she didn't bitch about men.

So there.

Re: During the lecture [10/5]

[absolutesnark]

Summer stared. This class just got crazier every week.

Re: During the lecture [10/5]

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Barney ACTUALLY just labeled half the class as 'hos.'

Jim was so disappointed that Halloween was a Wednesday this year. He would have loved to report the massive egging Stinson's place was going to get.

Re: During the lecture [10/5]

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal was far too busy not looking at Barney to pay much attention to the lecture. The bits he did catch just made him want to look at him even less.

Luckily he could hide in his notes.

Re: During the lecture [10/5]

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn sighed when she heard herself labeled a ho, but then looked at the teams. She, Molly, Willow, Hermione, and Zack could probably do some serious damage, especially since the guys had Andrew.

She began to plot how to tag Sam, since he was going to be tough.

Re: During the lecture [10/5]

[likethegun]

Sam did not approve of his girlfriend being labeled a ho, thank you very much.