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The God is Dead, Oops Club Meeting, Tuesday Afternoon

Jenny was on time, for once in her life, with a large box of biscuits--fine, cookies, since we're in America. No, she hadn't baked them. She'd bought them from Jeff, God of Biscuits', like a sane person. There was also a large pot of tea, and soda for those infidels who didn't like tea.

"So, hi, I'm Jenny, and this is the God is Dead, Oops Club. Everyone in this club either has killed a deity or something like a deity, helped kill a deity, or maybe wishes a deity bloody well dead. Theoretically. Anyone could sign up. So, I thought today we'd just all introduce ourselves, maybe tell a bit about where you're from and how you came to kill a god. Also, if anyone has ideas about things we could do in the club, that would be great."

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Collapsing, like the universe did not after you killed its god.

Jenny Sparks!

Anemone

Ronan Nolan

Carmela Rodriguez

"I guess I'll start. I'm Jenny Sparks, I'm originally from England, but home is now a shiftship in the space between alternate universes. I killed a bloody great big alien life form responsible for life on Earth that was coming back to wipe it all out, which I guess is about as close as you can get to a god. And I did it with a whole lot of electricity."

"Hey, ah, I'm Anemone. I helped kill an alien that a religious sect revered as a god. I tagged it with the homing beacon that pointed a nice big satellite laser at it. It was a hive-mind, so we killed the brain, but then it formed a new brain and ended up ripping a hole in the universe which really was not cool. It eventually shunted itself off into another reality to further its own evolution. So if it ended up on your world, um, sorry? My bad?"

"Hey," Ronan said, after Jenny had finished. "I'm Ronan Nolan, and I helped kill an incarnation of the Lone Power -- he's the guy who invented death and entropy, where I come from. It helped that I had a legendary spear to do it with."

"What Ronan said, sort of," Carmela says. "Stupid Power thingie exists outside of time or something so it keeps coming back. I blew it up!" she grins widely with that statement. "It was a little annoyed."

And have snacks!

"I was thinking we could make up helpful pamphlets," Jenny said. "Like, 'So You Want to Kill a God' and 'So You've Just Killed a God.'"

"Or maybe something like, 'Your God Died - What Comes Next?' 'cause that's going to be a problem for some people." Anemone twirled her hair thoughtfully. "They get really really cranky when you kill their toys."

"I like that," Jenny said, scribbling down a note. "It could be part of a series."

If she's here.

Lulu was, in fact, there, and she was looking quite happy today.

... Which is probably actually frightening for some of you, but let's just say that she had a good weekend.

So the world doesn't end.

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The God is Dead, Oops Club Meeting, Tuesday Afternoon

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Introduce Yourselves

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Mingle

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