Home Ec 101

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Welcome everyone to class. I made a jello mold if anyone would like some. It has pineapple!

Today we will continue to study pet care, although a more traditional sense. Today we will talk about taking care of cats.

Lecture on Proper Cat Care
And a lecture on all the awful things cats do to your furniture, etc. (And they stink.)

In class today, we will be applying our skills.


Meet Sarah and Spider, our class mascots!


Be careful, Sarah's sword may be miniature, but it is quite sharp. Leaves one nasty little paper cut, but I have antibacterial gel, neosporin, band-aids, gauze, and duct tape in my purse if she gets a little rough with you. It's so teeny tiny and cute though, I figured it would pass under the weapons ban. I made her leave the mini-cat AK-47 at home.

This is the Home Ec lab, so feel free to demonstrate any of your cat care skills! I'll be grading you on your effort.

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An envelope is slid beneath the door of Mrs. Van de Kamp's office. It is addressed with silver caligraphy on a black parchment and contains the following:

1. Note of excuse from Mr. and Mrs. Addams, citing a family emergency for Wednesday's absence from classes 9/28-9/29.

2. A very prettily worded note of apology for Wednesday for missing class and a request that she might be granted access to the materials from the last class so that she might remain caught up with her coursework.

3. A photograph of a very put-upon gremlin with a muzzle and leash and a floppy black bow on its head.