Modern Feminism: From Susan B Anthony to Bea Arthur - Second Period - 09/26

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Upon entering the classroom today, the students would find their regular teacher slumped over his desk. He might be hitting his head on the desk on occasion.

(If any of the kids ask, it was my evil sexy twin.)

Which they'd totally buy. And it not...

(Or change the subject to how much I love pie.)

There we go!

"Change of plans today kids. We'll be learning about an application of modern feminism today. One I know nuns fully support!" He stood, pulling down the projector screen and fiddled with the remote for a bit before getting a short movie to play for the class.

After it was over he grinned brightly at them. "And now we'll try practicing this as well!"

Where exactly he found the pole was anyone's guess. How exactly it hadn't been noticed before this... Call it a plot hole. He sure did.

"So! Who's first?"

[[ooc: Please wait for the OCD is Up!]

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

And be classy about it!

Re: Sign In

[isourking.livejournal.com]

Ron Weasley. Esq.

Watch the Movie

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Oh, Stephen Colbert, is there anything you're not awesome for?

Re: Watch the Movie

[isourking.livejournal.com]

Ron spent a good portion of the class with his mouth hanging open.

"Do all American's dance on a pole?"

Re: Watch the Movie

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle is sitting at her desk with her head down in her arms, groaning slightly and not paying a lick of attention. Too hard to pay attention with a pounding headache.

It was actually probably a good thing that her hangover was preventing her from being cognizant of what was going on.

Re: Watch the Movie

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny stared at the screen and tried to remember the last time she'd been in a strip club with female strippers. 1997? No, 1998. 1999 had been a busy year and also more of the team went for male strippers than female.

Jack had hated them so for leaving him on the Carrier with the Doctor that night. Ah, memories.

Re: Watch the Movie

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

Demyx stared.

And stared some more.

Re: Watch the Movie

[falcon-or-blade.livejournal.com]

Faile stared. She couldn't believe that women here did that in public.

Re: Watch the Movie

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff stared. A lot.

Grinning.

Re: Watch the Movie

[wannabehunter]

Jo stared.



And totally didn't take notes just in case or anything.

Re: Watch the Movie

[comelyhonour.livejournal.com]

Beauty, yes, stared. And spent a lot of time trying to figure out what the point to this was.

Re: Watch the Movie

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Jack stared. And boggled. And looked around to see if anyone else was staring.

Re: Watch the Movie

[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

Zuko had no clue you could do that to a pole.

...

He also had no idea why they were going that to a pole.

Re: Watch the Movie

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

If Robin were an anime character, he'd be doing both the sweatdrop, and the nosebleed thing just now.

Re: Watch the Movie

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn stared at the movie, and then remembered that some women were using it as a workout now.

Oh, California, how she missed it sometimes.

Re: Watch the Movie

[mrodneymckay.livejournal.com]

Rodney was engrossed in the film much to his shame. Not that it stopped him from staring or anything.

Stripper Pole

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Just go crazy with it. But not too crazy. This isn't Sex Ed.

Re: Stripper Pole

[isourking.livejournal.com]

Ron looked at the pole.

And then at his instructor.

"Are you mental?"

Re: Stripper Pole

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude was all over this.

Okay, actually his enthusiasm was a little worrying.

As was his coordination.

And expertise.

And how well he could flip his hair after that spin. It was totally the skateboarding that built up his thighs so he could do that other thing, too.

Re: Stripper Pole

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"....Why is there a pole in the room?"

Turtle was very confused. She was starting to wish she had been paying more attention in lecture, or the movie, or whatever it was, because she'd be sad if she missed something about cool women firefighters.

Re: Stripper Pole

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny eyed the pole. "Are you sodding serious?"

Re: Stripper Pole

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

"You want me to what?" Demyx asked, thoroughly lost.

Re: Stripper Pole

[falcon-or-blade.livejournal.com]

"No," Faile said flatly.

Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Not that he was in a chatty mood or anything.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[comelyhonour.livejournal.com]

Beauty walked up to the desk, feeling franky a little worried about her teacher. But she'd promised Turtle she'd do this.

"Excuse me, Professor Deadpool?" she said softly.

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

*cries* I want my pretty back.

Re: OOC

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

Let's just call it method.