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The Chef and Das Schnitzel walk into the cafeteria. The Chef is singing the "Shoop Shoop Song (It's in his kiss)". The Chef has an awesome Cher impression. Das Schnitzel has decorated the cafeteria in green and silver in honor of their support for a certain blonde who is running for president.


Hellu leettle-a lufe-a mooffffeens! It's foonny thet I cell yuoo mooffffeens coose-a I mede-a sume-a fur loonch tudey! Bork Bork Bork! Mooffffeens...nut peuple-a. I em nu cunneebel, rest essoored.

Tudey's meel fur September 29 is:

-Blooeberry Mooffffeens

-Scrembled Iggs (Des Schneetzel leeed zeese-a herselff su yuoo knoo zeey ere-a guud. Meeght teste-a a leettle-a leeke-a buoorbun thuoogh. Thet cheeckee hes a dreenking prublem)

-Becun. I lufe-a zee becun. I cun feenelly meke-a it noo thet I gut thet Meess Peeggy oooot ooff zee vey...Bork Bork Bork!

-Puncekes. Und nut joost puncekes! Yuoo see-a vhet I vrute-a oon zeem in syroop? It seys "Fute-a fur Draco Melffuy!" Zee leettle-a mun ceme-a up tu me-a lest neeght und ve-a hed a vunderffool telk ebuoot puleetics und cheeckens. Sveet buy, smells ooff ixpenseefe-a culunge-a. Bork Bork Bork!

Oh yes. Und I hefe-a yuoor cekes fur yuoo fullmetal_havoc!

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[deadlikegeorge.livejournal.com]

George bleakly stares at the box of cookies. She frowns. "Hey, wait. These say 'Fute-a Geurge.' What the hell does that even mean?"

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"I think that's 'Vote for George' in Swedish. Or at least Muppet Swedish."

[deadlikegeorge.livejournal.com]

George shakes her head, mentally exhausted. Resigned to her fate, she wanders off despondently to hand out cookies.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: This should be fun to watch.]