BUREAUCRACY 101, AMBASSADORS LEGION 2A, AMBASSADORS LEGION 2B HONORS

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Hi, I'm Justin Quayle and I'm here to teach an aray of subjects to you students. I think those who are in Politics would love and be interested in this class and it's counter-parts. I am a British High Commission Bureaucrat and a part-time gardener. I find myself very reliable, open and handsome intelligent and I hope you all do too.

Onto the courses!




BUREAUCRACY 101
MAX WEBER DEFINED A BUREAUCRAT AS:

• He is personally free and appointed to his position on the basis of conduct


• He exercises the authority delegated to him in accordance with impersonal rules, and his loyalty is enlisted on behalf of the faithful execution of his official duties


• His appointment and job placement are dependent upon his technical qualifications


• His administrative work is a full-time occupation


• His work is rewarded by a regular salary and prospects of advancement in a lifetime career


• He must exercise his judgment and his skills, but his duty is to place these at the service of a higher authority. Ultimately he is responsible only for the impartial execution of assigned tasks and must sacrifice his personal judgment if it runs counter to his official duties.


• Bureaucratic control is the use of rules, regulations, and formal authority to guide performance. It includes such things as budgets, statistical reports, and performance appraisals to regulate behavior and results.

In this class I will be teaching you all the things you will need to become an effective Bureaucrat, a respectful citizen and a beautifully put together politician. If you take this class, I suggest taking AMBASSADORS LEGION 2A to get an idea of what high up Bureaucrats take care of through Ambassadors to other countries.

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AMBASSADORS LEGION 2A
By definition, an ambassador means: a diplomatic official accredited to a foreign sovereign or government, or to an international organization, to serve as the official representative of his or her own. All in all, this course will teach you how to deal with foreign affairs when tending to serious matters of social, moral and applied rules. Different societys ask different things from us and we all must help out those less fortunate.

I am, by accreditation, an Ambassador to the African state of Nairobi.


AMBASSADORS LEGION 2B HONORS
This course will be bloody harder than the other class, this is for students who really desire to become a public figure in other countries. You will be taken on field trips to African Countries in order to get field study.

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CULTIVATING AND GARDENING
Learn how to cultivate small plots of land into beautiful edens of food and plants. It's only our duty as humans to pay back the Earth for what we have raped and pillaged her for. This class will not be that hard, as gardening is just a small hobby and I'm learning myself. We'll learn together, chaps!

I think it is extremely important to know what plants go where in the countries around the world. Hopefully, if you're in Honors Ambassadors Legion 2B you will join this class to learn more for you case studies to Africa. We will be focusing mostly on African plants, as that is my area of interest. Africa is a deprived nation and our goal would be to incorporate new plants into their feeding rituals.

We can do it, I know it.

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GRADING:
Classwork: 50%
Homework: 30%
Field Study (Honors only): 20%
Participation: 20%

SCHEDULE:
Bureaucrat studies posted on Mondays: FLUID TIME, post whenever.
Ambassadors Legion 2A and 2B posted on Wednesdays: FLUID TIME, post whenever.
Cultivation and Gardening posted on Fridays: FLUID TIME, post whenever.



ROSTERS:

BUREAUCRACY 101:
1. Jake Gavin Jr. | courier_gavin | TA.
2. Allison Cameron | allie_cameron
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AMBASSADORS LEGION 2A:
1. Jake Gavin Jr | courier_gavin
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AMBASSADORS LEGION 2B HONORS:
1. Elizabeth Weir | notcalledlizzie | TA.
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CULTIVATION AND GARDENING:
1. Edward Scissorhands | scissors__ | GARDENER.
2. Kiki | kikidelivers
3. Wednesday Addams | addams_daughter
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I will also need: 2 TEACHER ASSISTANTS (PICK A COURSE), & 1 PART-TIME GARDENERS (SALARY TO BE DETERMINED!). I hope you will all jump on this oppurtunity to serve your Earth in a better light! I'm excited to meet you all!

-JUSTIN QUAYLE, Her Majesty's High Commission Ambassador to Africa.

[[OOC: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE? I really want to start his classes and he only has a few spots to fill, that's not too much to ask is it?]]

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Will put you on the list.