fandomhigh | Love Smart: Period 2, Week 2

Barney leaned against the whiteboard while the students took their seats. “So. Relationships. Whatever. Today we’re going to focus on the getting part of the relationship for the benefit of those of you who need a hook-up or who wish to trade up,” he announced with a grin. Yeah, he listened to the radio. It was great entertainment.

“For those of you who missed my legendary summer workshop, How to Be Awesome, here is a list of pick up lines to try on your own time. I also have video of your classmates' greatest hits in my office should you need a visual reference. Keep in mind these pick up lines were designed with the hot and dirty in mind. Not the deeply emotional relationships you teens seem intent on having." That last bit might have been sarcastic and accompanied by wide, grossed-out eyes.

"Now that that bit of business is taken care of, let's discuss how and why we choose our significant others."

"Couples: Why did you select your partner as 'The One' for you? Was it for their looks? Because hell yeah, you want someone you can stand to stare at for days on end. Was it for their money? Because of... feelings?" He looked at them sadly, because really, they should be out there having meaningless sex. It was a tragedy.

Focusing in on those lucky enough to be without an SO, Barney addressed the class ~~studs~~ loners. "Singles: How and where do you find a mate? Any alternatives to finding 'The One'? Let's discuss!"

[ooc: ~~Wait for~~ OCD is up! The questions are open to all for reply and discussion! Go Swarley!]

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But the look wasn't. At least she didn't think so.

"I just want to make you happy again and it's going to take forever and I don't think I get to live that long."

"It's not going to take forever." he said. He couldn't stay mad for too long. Being mad gives you wrinkles.

"Half of forever?"

"No, probably shorter than that." But he wasn't going to give her an actual timeframe.

She ought to be thankful that he was even talking to her. "Dick?"

"Hmmm?"

She leaned over and whispered again, blushing. "Do you think tonight, that, you might you know, or is it too soon to ask for that?"

"Crap, I would have done it the first night if you asked." he said. Please. A hot chick could have ran over his mother and he'd still sleep with her if she asked.

If Annette had been drinking anything, she would have choked and spit all over herself. "I want to. Tonight. But I don't have the slutty clothes. I have a Tink dress though."

"What's a Tink dress?"

"I got it from Tink at Pixie Dust. It's baby pink and short and there's no straps on it and it's so cute and I got matching shoes..." Annette paused, thinking. "And she sold me something else too... but it's sheer with fake fur and you might not want me to wear something like that yet."

"There's a store in town that sells that sort of stuff?" he asked. "Awesome!"

Annette nodded, grinning shyly. "I tried it on," she whispered. "I felt a little funny."

"Why?" he asked. "I bet you looked good."

"Hello? It's see-through. I don't just wear stuff like that," she said. "But I bought it cause Tink was cute and I'm going to wear it."

"You should wear it." See-through things were always good. On girls anyways, guys not so much.

No. Not on guys. Ew. Their stuff looked better covered up in boxers.

"So... later?"

"Yeah, totally." he said. ~~Even though mun just found out she is going to be afk tonight~~

"Totally," she grinned. ~~loves handwavey since I'm watching Supernatural season 2 neener neener!~~

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