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fandomhigh2005-09-28 10:45 pm
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An Announcement in regards to Student Power Registration
::the School PA System echoes with feedback for a second::
Listen up, knuckleheads! Guess what? All of that whining about "Are we gonna have to register ourselves if we got powers" crap can officially end.
Every single one of you had your exact abilities written out in the file we got with your school registration. You are already registered, as a student. Nothing discriminatory about that. We love you even if you have blue toes, or can summon great wind from your nose, or... whatever it is you kids can actually do.
This has been an announcement on behalf of the "Coach Ash Really Hates Pointless Whining" foundation. You may now go back to your regularly scheduled hormonal angsting.
Screwheads.
::the feedback cuts back in for a second, and then the speakers are quiet again::
Listen up, knuckleheads! Guess what? All of that whining about "Are we gonna have to register ourselves if we got powers" crap can officially end.
Every single one of you had your exact abilities written out in the file we got with your school registration. You are already registered, as a student. Nothing discriminatory about that. We love you even if you have blue toes, or can summon great wind from your nose, or... whatever it is you kids can actually do.
This has been an announcement on behalf of the "Coach Ash Really Hates Pointless Whining" foundation. You may now go back to your regularly scheduled hormonal angsting.
Screwheads.
::the feedback cuts back in for a second, and then the speakers are quiet again::
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