Janet blinked. "My lesbian creds are seriously out-of-date, Parker. And I'm going to Homecoming with Daniel. So let's not screw that up, because if I don't get laid soon I may have to kill myself." She picked up the printout and read it again. "Besides, he's just being an ass. God, you're running the campaign for the good girls of the school, not the vicious bitches that smile at you and then stab you in the back."