fandomhigh | Love Smart: Period 2, Week 1

When students entered the classroom, they would find it set up like any normal high school classroom, complete with a projection screen covering what was probably a white board. Barney was waiting for students, looking slightly annoyed by his roster. He shoved a syllabus in the hand of each student as they entered the room. When it appeared most students had arrived, Barney began his lecture.

"This class is titled Love Smart and I, Barney Stinson, Professor of Awesome, will be your instructor." Barney looked around the room and sighed. "I know, I know, relationships are rarely awesome." He figured those from his Awesome class would agree with him. "But I agreed to teach this class so as to guide you students through the mysterious world of relationshps."

Barney took a moment and engaged his PowerPoint presentation. Images of sappy couples in love flashed across the screen along with the questions:
What is a Relationship?
Are you in a Relationship?
If so, why aren't you good enough for your significant other?
Are you a good liar?

Pointing a finger at the screen Barney said, "This is our topic for today. I want each of you to introduce yourself and tell us your answers to these questions." He looked expectantly at the group of students. "You know kids, when I feel sad, like you probably do right now as you're faced with your terrible relationship or lack thereof, do you know what I do? I stop being sad and get AWESOME instead. True story. Let's get started!"

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"Yeah, when I go to hell I want it to be for a cooler reason than lying." Like shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die.

"Omigod, if Lucifer is there? You can't go, I won't let you. He scared the holy crap out of me the other night. Never will I try to win at the staring game again."

(you know what's freaking weird? I stuck in Johnny Cash's greatest hits fifteen minutes ago.)

"Did you really expect to win?" he asked. Cause the dude was, y'know, the devil.

"I don't know what I expected. A little fun with Satan? I don't know. I literally ran out of there." She paused. "Sometimes I think I don't think very well."

"Welcome to my world." he said. "So where do you want to go tonight?"

"You mean you don't have a plan?" She winked at him, reaching over to poke at him lightly.

"Hey, I'm not the brains of this outfit." he said, grinning. "I'm here for my looks."

"But I thought you were here for my looks?" She asked, blinking innocently.

Annette loved teasing Dick.

Not dirty.

"Well, that too."

"We can do anything you want, sweetie. I'm not particular. That's something I'm working on. Do you like it?"

"It's something I could get used to." And Dick wanted to test to see how far he could go. "So, uh, how about we order a pizza in your room. I know what you're thinking, not very romantic. But we could light some candles or something."

He was actually very willing to take her out to dinner. But he wanted to see what he could get away with.

Annette smiled sweetly. "That sounds perfect." See? How not particular is that?

Best. Girlfriend. Ever.

Okay, so give her credit for trying.

"Seriously? Awesome!" he said. And then figuring he owed her he added, "You can choose what to put on the pizza."

"Seriously," she said, pleased that she pleased him. "But when it's a year, we'll have to really have a celebration."

A year. Wow.

"Pepperoni's my favorite."

"It's a deal." he said.

"Gimme a kiss and I'll see you tonight," she said pertly.

Dick leaned in to kiss her. "You know Barney is going to take off points for us being cute."

"Or he might give us extra credit for being an awesome Love Smart couple." Hey, you never know.

Dick grinned. He somehow doubted that. "I'll see you later."

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