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The Chef and Das Schnitzel walk into the cafeteria in what appears to be slow motion. The song "Sabotage" plays in the background. Both Chef and Das Schnitzel are wearing badass sunglasses. Das Schnitzel clucks to the tune of the song, the Beastie Boys being her favorite band.

"Ve-a ere-a sooch bedesses eren't ve-a Des Schneetzel? Keeng Kung eeen't gut nutheeng oon us!"

Das Schnitzel clucks in a way that says "Damn straight you crazy mofo."

Bunjuoor leettle-a luve-a buets! Tudey's loonch is a speceeel theeng my cuooseen Cheff Buyerdee-a used tu meke-a me-a.

-Cheeckee Refeeuli

-Throweeng rulls (Ve-a cell zeem throweeng rulls becoose-a zeey ere-a zee perffect seeze-a fur throweeng und herd inuoogh tu coose-a sume-a sleeght demege-a. Hefe-a foon keeds, boot I vern yuoo, iff yuoo esk fur oone-a yuoo're-a gueeng tu get it throon et yuoo by Des Schneetzel.)

-Muu Muu Jooeece-a (oozeerveese-a knoon es meelk)

-Strevberry Pooddeeng!



OOC: Yes, throwing rolls are real. Thanksgiving tradition in my house. And I have the image of the Chef slow mo walking to Sabotage engraved in my mind.

Comments

OOC

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

Ok, so I read this and thought immedietly of Lambert's Restaurant, the "Home of the the Throwed Rolls." (="http://www.throwedrolls.com/")

I think i should sleep.

Re: OOC

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: I drive past it every time I go up to my folks. Never had the nerve to stop. I suspect the Flock woudk have too much fun]]

Re: OOC

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

[[It's AMAZING. Great food, great atmosphere... just love it. :)]]

Re: OOC

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

I thought that place looked familiar! I saw it on the Food Network! :D