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The Chef and Das Schnitzel walk into the cafeteria in what appears to be slow motion. The song "Sabotage" plays in the background. Both Chef and Das Schnitzel are wearing badass sunglasses. Das Schnitzel clucks to the tune of the song, the Beastie Boys being her favorite band.

"Ve-a ere-a sooch bedesses eren't ve-a Des Schneetzel? Keeng Kung eeen't gut nutheeng oon us!"

Das Schnitzel clucks in a way that says "Damn straight you crazy mofo."

Bunjuoor leettle-a luve-a buets! Tudey's loonch is a speceeel theeng my cuooseen Cheff Buyerdee-a used tu meke-a me-a.

-Cheeckee Refeeuli

-Throweeng rulls (Ve-a cell zeem throweeng rulls becoose-a zeey ere-a zee perffect seeze-a fur throweeng und herd inuoogh tu coose-a sume-a sleeght demege-a. Hefe-a foon keeds, boot I vern yuoo, iff yuoo esk fur oone-a yuoo're-a gueeng tu get it throon et yuoo by Des Schneetzel.)

-Muu Muu Jooeece-a (oozeerveese-a knoon es meelk)

-Strevberry Pooddeeng!

OOC: Yes, throwing rolls are real. Thanksgiving tradition in my house. And I have the image of the Chef slow mo walking to Sabotage engraved in my mind.

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*walks by, ~~deciphers~~ notices the menu, and his face twists into a sickening grin.*

Throwing rolls....? Can I grab a dozen of those?

....and some strawberry pudding?

The Chef hands him some pudding.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu grebbeeng ooff zee throoeeng rulls! Des Schneetzel! Launch!

Das Schnitzel clucks in a way that says "Fire in the hole!" and throws a roll at the young man, hitting him in the shoulder.

Yuoo meessed yuoo seelly cheeckee! Ooh vell, it's zee furst oone-a ooff zee dey, thet ves joost a verm up. Bork Bork Bork!

Das Schnitzel launches the other eleven one right after the other.

Havoc walks away from the counter 12 throwing rolls and a dozen bruises richer.

...Oh. And we can't forget the pudding.