Potpourri - Monday 8/6/2007 - Danger Shop

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Buster had handwavily omg told the students to head to the Danger Shop this morning for class. When they arrived they would see that it was set up as an obstacle course with a Legends of the Hidden Temple Aztec tomb theme. Complete with a giant bust of Olmec, an Aztec god. Buster was standing at the beginning of the course in his army fatigues. When everyone had arrived he began to speak.



"Heeeey students. Today we're going to be doing some basic training for army." started Buster. "I myself was in army for a while...don't let Michael Moore dare your parents to do anything."

"Lucky for me this-" he held up his fake hand "-happened. Right before I shipped off to Iraq too! That was a close one."

"Right, so, obviously to be in army you have to meet certain physical standards." said Buster. He had never met said standards but he knew that army had them. "And today we're going to see if you meet them! I know not all of you are the um, physical activity type but do your best. I won't yell at you. Unless you want me to. I find yelling to be good motivation."

"So I want you to go through the obstacle course to try to find the Mask of Shaka Zulu. There's an interesting legend behind the mask and I'm sure Olmec would be glad to tell us about it!" Buster made a dramatic gesture towards Olmec, who remained silent. Apparently he would only talk for Kirk Fogg. "Well...screw the legend. Just get the mask. But beware! There are temple guards around! If you see one of them...I don't know, punch them or something."

"And remember, army people work together! If you see one of your classmates stuck on something you can get them out. Or don't. Rambo worked alone and he was badass." said Buster. "Okay, go when I blow the whistle!"


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[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

You know the drill...

Re: Sign In

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff Murdock

During Lecture

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Hope you wore sneakers

Re: During Lecture

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

Chris listened to the lecture, distracted by thoughts of the conversations he needed to have with Savannah, Summer and Phoebe. He wondered idly if orbing to the end would be cheating.

Re: During Lecture

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny was there and listening if not slightly distracted.

Re: During Lecture

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Chad's head tilted. Okay, this had nothing on breaking into the Seireitei. At all. He cracked his knuckles a little. Easy stuff.

The Temple - The Pit Of Despair

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Climb those walls (http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a230/sammie_jo_/s2r3.jpg)! Climb them! But watch out for temple guards in the ball pit!

Re: The Temple - The Pit Of Despair

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny stepped over into the ball pit and started to climb the wall. So far so good.

Re: The Temple - The Pit Of Despair

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Wall climbing? Not a problem. Temple guards? Can't be any worse than border guards.

Re: The Temple - The Pit Of Despair

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff scrabbled ineffectually at the walls. Eventually he gave up.

Re: The Temple - The Pit Of Despair

[blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com]

And there went Eve climbing into the ball pit. Wow, this brought back memories. The ball pit, that was, not going through a -- pretend -- ancient temple. She'd never done that one.

Re: The Temple - The Pit Of Despair

[turtle-techie.livejournal.com]

Donatello started climbing, having no trouble with this portion of the challenge at least.

Re: The Temple - The Pit Of Despair

[notafairmaiden.livejournal.com]

Gwynn wasn't worried. This was just like home and raiding Prince John.

The Temple - The Spider's Lair

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Navigate through the spider's web (http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a230/sammie_jo_/s1r19.jpg) to get to the next room! And try not to wonder how the web got so sticky. Watch out for Shelob temple guards!

Re: The Temple - The Spider's Lair

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny? Might have made his hands just a bit warm here as he maneuvered himself through the web, watching for temple guards as he went.

Re: The Temple - The Spider's Lair

[blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com]

Eve ducked through hole after hole in the web, swearing loudly and angrily when she got smacked with a particularly sticky -- and warm -- strand of it. Someone was gonna get hurt for that one.

Re: The Temple - The Spider's Lair

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

Think of Peter. Think of swords. Think of Freud.

Traversing the web would've probably been easier if he didn't keep making swinging movements with his hands.

Re: The Temple - The Spider's Lair

[turtle-techie.livejournal.com]

Donnie had a little bit of trouble as parts of the web got stuck on the edges of his shell as he tried to climb through. Still, he pressed on!

Re: The Temple - The Spider's Lair

[notafairmaiden.livejournal.com]

A stick put an end to that.

The Temple - The Holes Of Python

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Crawl through the holes (http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a230/sammie_jo_/s1r13.jpg), dammit! At least the guards won't be here.

Re: The Temple - The Holes Of Python

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

He made quick work of this. Piece of cake.

The Temple - The Swamp

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Scary (http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a230/sammie_jo_/s1r21.jpg) in here, isn't it? Buster filled the room with water to make it more swamp-like. The temple guards probably aren't happy about being wet.

Re: The Temple - The Swamp

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny didn't particularly feel like getting wet either but he started working his way through the swamp, again watching out for temple guards.

The Temple - The Dark Forest

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

The mask is located in one of the tree holes (http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a230/sammie_jo_/s2r20.jpg). Grab it and run back to Buster before the temple guards catch you!

Re: The Temple - The Dark Forest

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny was searching the tree holes, as you would to find a mask.

Finish!

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Hand Buster the mask and wonder why those temple guards look like they're from a movie you saw.

Talk To Buster

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Buster is having a civilized chat with one of the temple guards after class.

OOC

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

I shall pick up pings when I wake up.

Re: OOC

[blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com]

I <3 you so much for this. I freakin' love Legends of the Hidden Temple. God bless the reruns.