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Dealing with the Opposite Sex, Friday, Period 2, Class #3

"Today, we learn about flirting," Vala told the class as they entered, bouncing a little. "It's a surprisingly useful skill, and valuable in both professional and personal contexts. The problem is how to get good at it--it's innate for some," she smirked over at Jack, "but others of you will have to work at it."

"Unfortunately, the only way to get good at flirting is to practice--so that's what I want you to do today, with as many people from the class as possible. Remember that it should be light and fun and teasing. If you can't breeze your way through a conversation, you'd be amazed how far some good old fashioned interest can get you."

"Oh, and if I hear one bad pick-up line, you have to go stand on your head in the corner."

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In the space of a few minutes, Jeff had gone from flailing to frantic to offended, and at this point, his psyche was backing neatly into 'hapless and mildly desperate'. "The nudity buffer is the time you have between meeting someone and having a mental picture of them naked," he explained. "I don't understand how anyone can have a conversation with someone after that without risking serious injury."

"Ahhh, I see." It was suddenly becoming clear and he looked at Jeff with some sympathy. "Have you tried embracing the nudity? You're stuck with it, it's in your head, why not enjoy it?"

"Is that the way other people do it?" Jeff really wanted to know.

"It's the way I do it," he answered cautiously. "Well, if I'm picturing someone naked, I always enjoy it. But I'm pretty sure that's not the same thing. Does it only happen when you talk to women?"

Jeff was concerned with entirely different issues now. "...If other people do it," he said, some paranoia seeping into his expression and pure alarm seeping into his voice, "Does that mean there might be people embracing my mental nudity right now?"

"I do it," he said, then, seeing where that was going to go, quickly added, "but I'm not!" He wasn't now. "I promise. My mental Jeff is mu-mu clad. I can't even see your hands. And I'm pretty sure you're safe from everyone else. I tend to have a...unique outlook on nudity, at least in this century."

"Okay," Jeff was nodding maybe a little overmuch. And sounding maybe a little squeaky. "There's different outlooks on nudity?" he asked.

Jack grinned at the squeakiness. Jeff was just too adorable. "Last year's Christmas pageant? I was nude on stage, and loving every minute of it. And then again at graduation. That one was the alien's fault, though. I was wearing robes at the start."

[ooc: And I go sleep now. Can pick up in my morning, though!]

Well, that about did it. Jeff stared at Jack with the beginnings of hero worship. "That's amazing," he said, "I could never do that. Never mind the draft and the nudity projection issues, my mother'd find out."

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"Well, I don't know about amazing," he said modestly. Though it was the sort of modesty that could easily be mistaken for smug. "And of course you could! The trick is to start off slowly, say with shirtlessness, and gradually work your way up to nothing. Your mother's not here, right? How could she possibly find out?"

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