Lunch - Friday 7/20

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The Chef wasn't here today but Das Schnitzel was. He was off in Sweden getting ready to attend a Barry Plodder midnight party. Das Schnitzel wasn't really a fan of those books. If she was Lord Vizzle she'd simply get rid of Barry with a sniper shot from outside the Wizard School. Kid would never feel a thing.

Yes, she's thought about this.

Today's Menu:

-Cauldron Cakes

-Chocolate Frogs

-Every Flavor Beans

-Pumpkin Pasties

-Cockroach Clusters

-Pumpkin Juice


Not a very healthy lunch, no. But if anyone mentions this they might get a chicken-sized boot up their ass.

Comments

[henryoredward.livejournal.com]

Eh? If Henry didn't know better, he'd say that these were all sweets! But the school had an obligation to give them all a well-balanced lunch, right?

He took some of everything but the Cockroach Clusters, and sat down to lunch. Three Every Flavor Beans later, Henry spit out a black one that tasted of tar. He sat and drank his Pumpkin Juice, wondering what was safe to eat.