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Sanitary Living [period 5, Tuesday]

"Hi!" Hannelore waved at everyone as they entered the Danger Shop.

Or at least, they could probably infer that the creature inside the HazMat suit was Hannelore, given that Winslow was standing by her feet.

"We're cleaning closets today! Closets are kind of important, because where else are you going to keep all the crap that people keep giving you? Like let's say your mom keeps sending you these business suits, and you hate them? Well, you should have a whole section of your closet devoted to them so that they don't get all...business-suity all over your other stuff. Now, me, I don't have a whole lot of stuff, so my closet is divided into just a few sections."

Hannelore proceeded to tell the class about the 37 sections and sub-sections of her very minimalist closet.

"So, what I want you to do," she continued, gesturing at the Shop, which was displaying four closets in various and totally moddable states of disarray, "is clean these up. As organized as possible. And you're working with a partner, because it can be a little scary your first time. At least, that's what Marten told me when I tried to get him and Faye to clean up their hall closet after Pintsize had the AnthroPCs over again. If you have any questions, you can call me. Oh! And you can all have HazMat suits and masks and helmets if you want them."

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NEATLY ZOMG.

HermIonE gRanGer

Jude Li*mysterious orange splotch*

Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Class

If you could call that a lecture....

Hermione's kind of decided she worries about her professor. Kind of a lot.

Jim signed his forged doctor's note while Hannelore was talking.

With a partner! Mod your crap! Make it as dirty/clean/filled with weird things as you want!

Zack looked around for a partner

"Dude?"

"Jude," Zack grinned. "Good to see you're not a kitty anymore."

"Yeah, got that fixed yesterday." Blushing? Jude? Nooo.

Luckily this was Zack the oblivious Jude was talking to. "Good for you. I imagine staying that way would have been awkward."

"Yeah . . . it's okay for a while but Rikku was gettin' kinda bummed."

"I heard about her friend," Zack said. "Is she doing alright?"

"Don't think she's going to be okay-okay for a while still," Jude said thoughtfully, "but she's not doin' too bad."

Inara decided to start by taking everything out of the closet and putting it on the floor so she could clean the closet itself.

So far, the hazmat suits seemed unnecessary.

It's what they're here for.

Jude slid up sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck. "Uh, hi?"

"Are you the cat guy?" Hannelore asked, eyeing him.

Jude perked up a little bit. "Yeah, I'm the cat guy. Uh, I'm not a cat any more, though. Just last week."

"I noticed, what with you not being furry or in Rikku's bag," she replied. "Hi!"

"Hi. Did I, uh, miss much last week?"

"Ummmmm, not really. How would you sort M&M's? By color or size or shape -- they're not all the same, don't try that -- or what?"

Jude considered the question seriously. "By deliciousness."

"But...how would you sort them if you're eating them? That's the only way to tell deliciousness."

"Nah, bra, it's like, an inherent characteristic. Y' just gotta concentrate hard enough."

"Did you just call me bra?"

This would be Hannelore staring.

"Um, yeah. Like, the female version of 'bro'?" he offered, hoping she wasn't going to hurt him.

"...oh. You know it doesn't just mean that, right?"

She had to check. People around here were weird.

Jude blushed brightly. "Y-yeah."

"Yeah, okay. Uh, I'm Hannelore, by the way," she added. "So...okay, that's a weird way to sort stuff, but okay. That's pretty much the only thing you missed last week."

"Jude," he smiled. "I remember stuff from last week, kinda. There was a lotta napping."

"I think that's kinda the MO for cats," she said, nodding.

"Yeah, I guess," he chuckled.

Jim walked up to Hannelore and held out a signed doctor's note saying that he was completely cured of that rare disease he had a few months ago.

Hannelore looked at it without touching it. "What kind of doctor did you see?"

"I took the weekend, went home, and my parents took me to what they called the best doctor in Boston," Jim lied. "I'm not that interested in medicine, so I didn't pay attention to his specialty or anything."

"How do I know he's not like a...vet, or something?"

"My parents don't hate me nearly enough to send me to a vet," Jim said. "And even if they did, I'm convinced that he was the very best vet in Boston."

*stabs finals in the eye*

Zack Addy

Cedric Diggory

Sam Winchester

Inara Serra

Imj Larhetp

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