http://just-add-starch.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] just-add-starch.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-07-13 06:46 am
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Construction Site [Friday]

With the weekend upon them, Fraser's looking forward to a relatively easy day at the construction site. The temperatures have cooled moderately and it no longer feels like you're walking around with wet towel covering your face. Only a wet rag.

"Welcome back," he greeted. "Safety equipment, please. It's Friday and I know the weekend is looming. If you must take it easy, please so but do so safely. Let's keep this day quiet and efficient."

Fraser nodded and gestured them all towards the school.

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] ismyhairout.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hades appeared after being called. "What? You interrupted my pedicure," he wiggled his toes which still had cotton wool in between them, "For a hole?"

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] ismyhairout.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
"So fill it in. Or, oh, I get it." He peered down the hole. "Human curiosity kicking in? You want to 'check it out'?"

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] idontlooktired.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not sure that's such a good idea, gentlemen." Harriet came up from behind them -- what? It was a big hole in the ground near the school, which had been blown up by aliens, not to mention the presence of the flame-headed individual. Of course she was going to have a look -- and peered down into the hole. "Harriet Jones, Applied Ethics teacher."

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] ismyhairout.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Hades, God of the Dead."

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] idontlooktired.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Good to meet you both," she said, shaking hands firmly with them both before fixing Hades with a direct look. "The actual God of the Dead?"

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] ismyhairout.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
"The one and only. Well, of the Greek pantheon. All the others? Posers. Want an autograph?"

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] idontlooktired.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Fascinating. And not right now, thank you. I think this," she pointed at the hole, "is of far more pressing concern. What seems to have happened?"

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] idontlooktired.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
"You're absolutely correct, Mr Fraser." She edged closer, peering over the side. "It certainly is dark, isn't it? How about we lower a flashlight on a rope and see what's down there."

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] ismyhairout.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Hades looked stunned. He was faking it, but he looked it. "Stop the presses! Get the squirrels! The Mountie has a sense of humor!" He put a hand to his chest and reached out to brace himself on Fraser with the other hand.

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] idontlooktired.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Very wise people, your Inuit," Harriet said when she realised he'd finally stopped. It took her a moment or two. "I wonder what they say about climbing into deep dark holes without any idea what's down there?"

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] ismyhairout.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Fortune favors the bold? If you don't try you've all ready failed?" He paused. "Never run with scissors?"

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] idontlooktired.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Look before you leap has always been a favourite of mine," she said. "But if you think that's what needs to be done, Mr Fraser, it's hardly my place to prevent you."

There might be just the slightest hint that Harriet thought this was not the greatest plan ever conceived.

"I would recommend you let us shine a light down there for you, at least. So you're not completely in the dark."

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] ismyhairout.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hades picked up a rock and tossed it in. It took a few long seconds before the sound echoed up. "You sure you want to do this? That's a loooong way down. I'm not a physician, but I know the dead and if you fell from that height? Dead. It'd be such a shame."

The words 'soul soul soul Mountie soul' were being repeated in his head over and over again to the tune of Cuban Pete. He found himself tapping his foot to the tune, stopped and straightened. "But yeah, suuuuure, we should find out what's down there."

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] idontlooktired.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Harriet frowned in disapproval as she carefully angled the light so Fraser would be able to see. "Now that's not going to help at all," she scolded. "Surely even the God of the Dead must have some decorum." Shaking her head at the immaturity, she called, "Is everything all right down there?"

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] ismyhairout.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'd love to help," Hades called back. "LOVE to, but it'd ruin my pedicure and I have a strict policy of..." Harriet Jones, Applied Ethics teacher was looking at him disapprovingly. Normally that wouldn't have made him blink twice, but there was something about her that made him trail off and lower his voice. "Not doing anything if I can help it." He paused and looked down. "Whatever." Hades disappeared and appeared at the bottom of the hole a moment later, looking up. "Nice socks," he called up.

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] idontlooktired.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Good man! Err, God," she called after him, beaming proudly. The sock comment she decided to ignore, seeing as he'd done the right thing. "How does it look?"

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] ismyhairout.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Hades took in a deep breath. "Smells like home, give or take a few thousand years. Go on, run along, do that 'exploration' you hero types do. I'll be here acting like a glorified lamp."

Calling himself a lamp reminded him of that movie about the true story of the Channel 4 news team and their moustached leader. 'I love lamp.' Well, at least Brick loved him.

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] idontlooktired.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, do be careful." Harriet circled around the top of the hole, trying for a better look. She knew this was a bad idea, never mind one of them was a God. "Do you need me to come down?"

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] ismyhairout.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
" no!" Hades yelled up. "We don't need you to come down. I don't know what the gods are like in the land of the tea and the home of the 'oh behave'," she couldn't give him that look from up there, "But I, Hades, god of the dead, Lord of the Underworld - UNDER-WORLD - can handle this." Content that he'd said his piece for now, Hades looked at Fraser. "Need a ride?"

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] ismyhairout.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Going up." Hades reached out and put a hand on Fraser's shoulder. Without notice, they were suddenly back on the surface. "Level 1, sporting goods, lingerie and alien-induced rubble."

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] idontlooktired.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Harriet was standing at the top of the hole, arms folded, shaking her head at Hades in amusement. His little tirade was nothing when measured against a Member of the Opposition having a bad day. Now they could really carry on.

"I see you survived in one piece?" she asked, looking them over carefully.

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] ismyhairout.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"This?" He jerked a thumb towards Fraser and spoke to Harriet. "This is the thanks I get. This is why I don't help mortals. Well, that and the smell, not really big on 80s hair or Jessica Simpson either..." He trailed off as he started to wander away from the hole and his new BFFs the two mortals.

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] idontlooktired.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, I was very impressed," she called after him. And she sort of had been. Eventually. She'd never met a God before, at least.

"How about you walk with me to class and tell me what it's like being the Vice-Principal of such an interesting school."

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] ismyhairout.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Hades eyed her warily, then shrugged nonchalantly. It took talent to do that switch so that it actually looked natural. Or, well, as natural as it could on a blue-skinned, flaming-haired Greek god. "Yeah, sure, what the heck, let's roll."

Re: Cave In!

[identity profile] idontlooktired.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Excellent." She walked over and took his arm. So what if he was the God of the Dead? The etiquette still applied. "Mr Fraser, do be careful, please?

Re: OOC

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hades, God of the Dead"

*is dead of snickering*

So much win!