http://professor-lyman.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-07-09 10:30 pm
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Dealing With Stupid People [Tuesday, July 10, 2nd period]

Josh was still not exactly comfortable with the whole "being outside" thing as he perched on a picnic bench and smiled at the students as they assembled. In deference to the ridiculously hot weather, he was wearing short sleeves and khakis. No tie. Scary, no?

"Okay, one of the most annoying things you will encounter in your life will be other people," he began, rolling his eyes. "Most of us -- in my universe, anyway, some of you might have other experiences -- can't kill them by using our brains, so we have to come up with different coping methods. We'll get to the more advanced techniques -- sarcasm, the strategic use of an eye roll -- later, but today we'll start out with something that gives you a lot of chance to practice before you send out the final product."

He pulled out a sheaf of papers and dropped it onto the table. "Writing back to stupid people!" he said triumphantly. "In this exercise you need to reply to these obviously deranged letters in a polite way without asking if they've thought to seek professional help for their delusions. There are five different letters so pair up with a partner -- it's better to double check your language against someone else, at least at the beginning -- and write back to these completely insane people."

Josh grinned. "Questions? Problems? I don't really care, but ask anyway."

Re: Letter #3

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Of course," Lana said. "What can I do for you?"

Re: Letter #3

[identity profile] walks-two-paths.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Get Phoebe to understand that Johnny really isn't a bad guy? Eve may have her feeling a little protective and growly?"

Re: Letter #3

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Lana smiled. "I think the fact that he's taking such good care of me this week should help her to see that. But I can't blame her for being a little growly and protective. I'm sure I'd be the same way. As I said, more because of you than him."

Re: Letter #3

[identity profile] walks-two-paths.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"You'd get protective of me?"

Re: Letter #3

[identity profile] walks-two-paths.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Savannah smiled at her. "That's... that's a nice thought, actually. Makes me feel a little better about the whole lack of my usual people from home being around."

Re: Letter #3

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Most people here are really nice," Lana said with a smile.