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The Chef walks into the cafeteria with Das Schnitzel in tow. He places a cd in the cd player and hits play. The song "Hot Stuff" starts blaring through the room.

Hellu leettle-a oones! Tudey ve-a celebrete-a...Deesco! Su buugeee-a doon my meeni-Juhn Trefultas! Unyune-a vhu shekes a teeel feezeer veell get a coopceke!

Zee menoo fur September 26 is:

-Bee-a Gees Cheeckee Boorger

-KC und zee Chueece ooff Suoop oor Seled Bund

-I Veell Soorfeeve-a...ooffff ooff thees deleeciuoos salmun!

-Ierth, Veend & Reece-a Kreespie-a Treets

Und a speceeel dreenk: Kuul-Eeed und zee Gung

Let luuse-a zee foonk leettle-a deesco keengs und qooeens!

Chef and Das Schnitzel begin to do the Hustle like experts.

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"I'll have the 'Bee-a Gees Cheeckee Boorger' and some 'Kuul-Eeed und zee Gung'. Oh and one more thing..."

*Marty dances "The Hustle"*

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Chef hands Marty his food and places a cupcake on his tray. The icing makes the cupcake look like a disco ball.

"Yuoo hefe-a gut sume-a med dunceeng skeells my bruzeer! I theenk yuoo impressed Des Schneetzel und thet meuns a lut. She-a ves a dunceeng chempeeun in Berleen nut tuu lung egu. Bork Bork Bork! "

Das Schnitzel clucks approvingly.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"And I also hear she's pretty 'gud' with an Uzi."

Marty pets Das Schnitzel and heads back to the dorm to eat and work on homework.

[padmeofnaboo.livejournal.com]

*applauds the dance moves*

[fullmetal-havoc.livejournal.com]

What ho? Free cupcake for anyone who can dance?

....I'm up for that.

*does the robot....poorly*

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Das Schnitzel looks like she's repressing a laugh. The Chef, however, is impressed.

Zee rubut! A clesseec! Here-a yuoo gu leettle-a mun! Bork Bork Bork!

Hands over a cupcake thats made to look like a disco ball.

[fullmetal-havoc.livejournal.com]

Wow, nice craftsmanship.

You know, chef... yooou make me feeeel like daaaaanciiiin'....

< /Havoc singing bad 70s music >