Potpourri - Danger Shop - Tuesday

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Buster had once again handwavily told his students to go to the Danger Shop today. He looked extremely amused with himself. He was about to inflict horrible mental torture on these kids and they had no idea. If Buster was the type to laugh evilly he would totally laugh evilly.

"Hahaha-oh jeez" Buster sneezed a few times into his sleeve before continuing to speak. "Heeeeey students. So here we are. The last day of class. It's sort of sad in a scholarly sort of way."

"Today we'll be continuing on our 'life sucks' theme. Are some of you in the Dealing With Stupid People class?" he paused for a moment to see if anyone raised their hands. "Today's activity sort of deals with the same thing."

He tapped his hook against his desk nervously. "People...hmm, how to say this. People are weirdos. Weird weirdos who say and do weirdo things. They most likely think you're the weirdo for thinking that they are a weirdo but in reality you're not the weirdo, they are! I'm completely normal, mother!"

Buster frowned. "You can't avoid weirdos. You run into them at work, in bars, in public restrooms. They're your bosses, your friends and your family. Weirdos are everywhere. But you learn how to deal with them and eventually you like said weirdos. Or if they're your family members you learn how to not stab them all with your hook."

"So today you are going to be talking to some holographic replicas of people I know in real life." said Buster. "Not all of them are weirdos...oh who am I kidding, you all met GOB. Just enter through one of the doors and you'll be in a scenario with one of my family members or friends of the family. Survive a conversation with them without crying or being attacked then you win. At life."

"Alright, saddle up!"

[Up early so I actually have time to play. Wait for OCD is up! Note: Some of the Bluths aren't as nice and caring as Buster and GOB are hahaha!. So keep in mind I love you all OOCly]

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During Lecture

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

It's your last chance to boggle at Buster! Unless you see him in town next semester.

Dun dun dun! Enter one of the doors!

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

It won't be that bad. I mean, you might get the normal Bluth. But you probably won't.

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[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

Peter entered one of the doors and looked around.

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[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

The room Peter was in was painted blue from the floor to the ceiling. It looked empty. Or was it?

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[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

*is ded*

"Uh, hello?" Peter asked.

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[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette entered one of the doors and stood still, staring around her.

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[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Annette would find herself inside a fancy restaurant. There was only one person in there. A older woman, who was sipping a martini. She looked over Annette.

"Oh Lord, aren't you a chubby one?" she said, not bothering to lower her voice at all.

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[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

The fancy restaurant was pretty, Annette was smiling and stepped forward until she spotted the older woman who was giving her the once over.

And she was certain she didn't hear her right, "Excuse me?"

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[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Jim opened a door. How bad could it be?

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[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

When Jim opened the door he'd find himself at the beach. There were a few horses there and standing by the horses was a large muscular man carrying a tiny old man.

The old man was waving his arms at Jim.

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[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

DIES SO MUCH OMG

Even if Fandom, Jim was pretty sure this was the weirdest thing he was going to see all day. "Um. Hi there," he said, walking forward against all common sense.

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[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn entered through one of the doors and tried to brace herself for weirdness.

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[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

For some odd reason Dawn would be finding herself at a rest stop. It was empty except for a guy standing near the men's bathroom.

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[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn spent a minute WTFing at the rest stop, then took a seat at the counter and ordered a Coke, giving the guy near the bathroom a hesitant smile.

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[absolutesnark]

Summer entered one of the doors, hoping this wouldn't be so bad.

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[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Summer would find herself outside in somebody's backyard. There was a pool where a young teenage girl (http://www.daveuhler.com/arrested/maeby.jpg) was swimming. Sitting in a lawn chair near the pool was a nervous looking teenage boy. It was obvious he was gawking at the girl but was trying to be inconspicuous about it.

Talk to T.A

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Will you all call him T.A. when this class is over? Will you?! Wait till he pings in yo.

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[stuckeyboy]

He'll just have to get another T.A. job and be T.A. forever. . . .

Warren was there. He wasn't sure whether to be relieved or disappointed that this class was over after this. Buster . . . kind of reminded him of home.

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[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

"Heeeeey T.A." said Buster, coming up to Warren. "So...the last day. Kind of sad."

Talk To Buster

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Was Buster getting too much glee out of forcing his family members upon innocents? Maybe. Just a little. He wished he had remembered to invite GOB along to watch the horror. But then he remembered he hated GOB and then didn't feel bad about not inviting him.

OOC

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

I've had way too much fun doing this class.

Oh, and I'll be around most of tonight and tomorrow until, like, 5 pm. But tomorrow is SP time since I'll be packing and buying Swedish Fish for the trip. I can go through a lot of Swedish Fish.