Potpourri - Tuesday, June, 12, 2007 - Danger Shop

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Buster had handwavily omg told the students to head to the Danger Shop this morning for class. When they arrived they would see that it was set up as an obstacle course with a Legends of the Hidden Temple Aztec tomb theme. Complete with a giant bust of Olmec, an Aztec god. Buster was standing at the beginning of the course in his army fatigues. When everyone had arrived he began to speak.

"Heeeey students. Today we're going to be doing some basic training for army." started Buster. "I myself was in army for a while...don't let Michael Moore dare your parents to do anything."

"Lucky for me this-" he held up his fake hand "-happened. Right before I shipped off to Iraq too! That was a close one."

"Right, so, obviously to be in army you have to meet certain physical standards." said Buster. He had never met said standards but he knew that army had them. "And today we're going to see if you meet them! I know not all of you are the um, physical activity type but do your best. I won't yell at you. Unless you want me to. I find yelling to be good motivation."

"So I want you to go through the obstacle course to try to find the Mask of Shaka Zulu. There's an interesting legend behind the mask and I'm sure Olmec would be glad to tell us about it!" Buster made a dramatic gesture towards Olmec, who remained silent. Apparently he would only talk for Kirk Fogg. "Well...screw the legend. Just get the mask. But beware! There are temple guards around! If you see one of them...I don't know, punch them or something."

"And remember, army people work together! If you see one of your classmates stuck on something you can get them out. Or don't. Rambo worked alone and he was badass." said Buster. "Okay, go when I blow the whistle! You too, T.A.!"

[OCD up! I'll be back around noon to play the temple guards Okay, I lied like a liar who lies. I should be back around 3]

Comments

The Temple - The Spider's Lair

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Navigate through the spider's web (http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a230/sammie_jo_/s1r19.jpg) to get to the next room! And try not to wonder how the web got so sticky. Watch out for Shelob temple guards!

Re: The Temple - The Spider's Lair

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Ick. I hate spiders and their webs. Ick." She sort of just stood there, staring at it before she gingerly started to try and make her way through it.

Re: The Temple - The Spider's Lair

[justmisplaced.livejournal.com]

Shawn tried to move one of the webs out the way with a hand, and soon regretted that when he spent the next couple of minutes trying to get the gak that had transferred over somehow, off his skin. That just wasn't nice.

Re: The Temple - The Spider's Lair

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn navigated pretty well and was making decent time, until she turned too quickly and got some of her hair stuck in the web.

"Damn it," she said, scowling as she felt the pull. She stopped, retreated, and began separating the strands from the web.

Re: The Temple - The Spider's Lair

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

And there were sometimes that being tall sucked. This was one of those times. It took Jim longer than he would have liked to get through this.