Dealing With Stupid People [Monday, June 11, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh leaned up against a desk in the Danger Room, hands in his pocket and a grin on his face.

"President Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of his White House, had a big block of cheese and I can't believe I'm giving this speech," he began. "He did not, sadly, have a cracker the size of Lake Tahoe. I checked. My old boss, the White House Chief of Staff, used this folksy excuse to make us all talk to total crackpots once a year and today that privilege falls to you."

He waved his hands. "Pick a desk, make yourself comfortable, the computer'll drop someone insane off to talk to you. Try not to laugh in their faces--they're all based on real people. Um, sadly."

Comments

Re: Big Block of Cheese!

[smartestone]

She wouldn't be in this class still later today. "Yes," she says confidently.

Re: Big Block of Cheese!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

The man got comfortable in his chair. "Then I'll wait here until they do," he said happily.

Re: Big Block of Cheese!

[smartestone]

...Bloody hell. "We have your home number. If we call that number and you're here, you'll miss that phone call entirely."

Re: Big Block of Cheese!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"...That is a good point," the man said, reluctantly standing up. "Can I keep the mug?"

Re: Big Block of Cheese!

[smartestone]

If it'll get him out of there. "Sure. Enjoy."

Re: Big Block of Cheese!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Thanks," he chirped, then skipped out of the room.