Dealing With Stupid People [Monday, June 11, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh leaned up against a desk in the Danger Room, hands in his pocket and a grin on his face.

"President Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of his White House, had a big block of cheese and I can't believe I'm giving this speech," he began. "He did not, sadly, have a cracker the size of Lake Tahoe. I checked. My old boss, the White House Chief of Staff, used this folksy excuse to make us all talk to total crackpots once a year and today that privilege falls to you."

He waved his hands. "Pick a desk, make yourself comfortable, the computer'll drop someone insane off to talk to you. Try not to laugh in their faces--they're all based on real people. Um, sadly."

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Re: Big Block of Cheese!

[witchy-prue.livejournal.com]

"In order to do that we're going to need some hard proof that UFOs do in fact exist." said Prue, who knew full well that aliens were real. She just liked messing with crazy people. "Do you have proof?"

Re: Big Block of Cheese!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Of course I do!" he blustered.

No, he didn't.

"But the government has hushed it all up," he ranted, reaching into his briefcase for a tinfoil hat and putting it on his head. "You'll never get my secrets!" he yelled at the ceiling.

Re: Big Block of Cheese!

[witchy-prue.livejournal.com]

Wow. Prue sat back in her chair a little. "Sir, trust me when I say that nobody wants to get inside your head."

Re: Big Block of Cheese!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"That's what my mother said," the man said sulkily, "just before she called the police."