fandomhigh | Stabbing People for Fun and Profit: Mercenary Work for Beginners, Monday, Period 4

There was a less than pleased and non-bouncy Deadpool waiting for the kids in the Danger Shope, because he had totally remembered to tell them to meet him there.

Okay, so not really, but he did leave a nice note telling them to get over there instead of their usual spot at the main campfire.

"First of all, it seems there was a wee bit of confusion over the assignment from last week," He said, glaring pointedly at a certain boy with a ponytail that was not a wolf tail and he really needed to accept that fact and move on with his life. Oh wait... he wasn't going to have one after Deadpool got done with him. "There is to be no maiming or injuring of Aly because that causes her to stab me in the kidney, and that makes me cranky. And a cranky me means I'm going to take this out on all of you kiddies!"

He grinned and held up a pair of escrima sticks. "Fighting practice today. Pick your weapon and we'll see what you're made of." Pause. "And I hope it isn't pie because that would be both messy and disturbing as then we would have to eat the pie that you are made of and that's cannibalism."

He should add something to that.

"And that only works for soccer teams in the Andes, not for high school students while they're off camping in a disturbingly familiar cliche for horror movies type environment."

Yup, that covered all the bases on that subject.

"So! One on one spar with me. Or my other lil' T.A., Setsuna because we've fought before already and know each other's tricks already." He grinned and looked over at Alec. "Not!Wolverine T.A., on the other hand, is new and exciting and yay for genetic enhancements in a fight!"

There was logic there, really.

"Now, if things get out of hand with Setsuna and any of you, I will intervene and it will not be fun for you. But I doubt that'll happen, she's good." There was a small bounce at that. "Now, are you kids ready to go?"

[[ooc: ~~Please wait for the~~ OCD is up and ready!]]

[[ooc part deux: weapons are completely moddable!

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"..." Kabuto loaded up on throwing knives, since they were the closest thing to kunai. He still had his own exploding tags, but he wasn't sure if he'd be needing those. Focusing chakra into his hands so they glowed with a pale blue fire, he smiled at Deadpool. "You're the one who set the assignment, Sensei," he said almost apologetically.

...

He kinda hoped that he'd get some nice couch sex to help ease the pain this was probably going to involve.

"You do know that the danger shop keeps things from getting out of hand, riiiiight?"

He certainly wouldn't be getting that from Kabuto. Kabuto wasn't his ninja-husband. Thank all the gods.

"Oh, it does?" Kabuto said pleasantly. "That's good. I've never been good at holding back. Are you really sure you want to do this?" He was giving Deadpool every opportunity to call it good without actually fighting.

He sighed. "Like I'm going to run away when there's potential injury waiting!"

"Don't worry," Kabuto said reassuringly. "I'm a doctor."

Somehow, that came out much more creepy than reassuring.

Deadpool's eyes narrowed. "Yeah, I'm not so much a fan of the doctors."

"Well, medical ninja." Kabuto smiled. "There is a difference." He waved one still-glowing hand. "I can do so much more."

"Yeah, still not liking it," Deadpool said, watching the glowy hands because that was never a good sign.

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